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tank_rockarms((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:44 am (UTC)Stuff I don't like?
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:44 am (UTC)That's what you like?But...with a random girl?
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:54 am (UTC)Kindle ain't here.
You're the next best thing.
And how'd you tell you were on my list, I made that part private.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:57 am (UTC)As far as punching goes, I'm afraid I won't be humoring you.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:54 am (UTC)I guess you've got your priorities straight.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:55 am (UTC)And if you get an antidote you tell your sister I still love her, never stopped.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:58 am (UTC)I'll pass it along.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:04 am (UTC)DON'T PUNCH HAWKE.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:07 am (UTC)TOO LATE.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-12 09:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:29 pm (UTC)[OH MY GOD NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE](no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-12 01:19 pm (UTC)I'LL BE IN THE WEIGHT ROOM TOO.
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Date: 2010-09-12 03:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-12 10:30 pm (UTC)I wish I could spot you one last time... but I've got a girl needs saving.
Speaking of girls, good luck - hey! If you need any numbers, try asking Parakarry. I think he has some from our night at the bar last week.
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Date: 2010-09-12 11:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-12 11:29 pm (UTC)Re: Ok, this does exist
Date: 2010-09-12 11:41 pm (UTC)It was nice knowin' you, Parakarry.
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Date: 2010-09-12 11:32 pm (UTC)You're not gonna die. They'll get enough antidote for everyone!
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Date: 2010-09-12 11:41 pm (UTC)MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL
Date: 2010-09-13 06:23 am (UTC)She bursts in the door of the specified room!]
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Date: 2010-09-13 05:15 pm (UTC)::Oh hey it's the minifridge girl, she decided to help out with more after all, that's real nice of her.::
Hey, thanks for helpin' me again, you wanna strip down and get started?
::It's okay to stare, Zelda. It's your first time, and Max is an impressive specimen of manhood.::
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