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Sep. 12th, 2010 01:41 am
tank_rockarms: (WTF IS THIS - ANIMATED)
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((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Date: 2010-09-12 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black-hawke.livejournal.com
Should I be flattered to be on your list?

Date: 2010-09-12 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I never punched you before.

Kindle ain't here.

You're the next best thing.

And how'd you tell you were on my list, I made that part private.
Edited Date: 2010-09-12 06:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-12 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black-hawke.livejournal.com
You must have improperly coded it in your rush to proposition the young women of this school.

As far as punching goes, I'm afraid I won't be humoring you.

Date: 2010-09-12 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Yeah, well you're in luck, 'cause there ain't nothin' funny about my punches.

See you soon.

Date: 2010-09-12 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black-hawke.livejournal.com
[Yeah, whatever (http://community.livejournal.com/sbg_logs/541276.html?thread=30810460#t30810460).

Date: 2010-09-12 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
::AND THEN MAX PUNCHED YOU AND IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME::

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