#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Your minifridge is tiny and hardly worth blowing up at all::

::Max picks the thing up and stares at it::

Don't you got anything bigger that needs blown up?

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Not that I could conceivably carry.

...I'm sorry.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine, I'll blow this up and maybe somebody else will have something for me to blow up later.

Thanks.

::Say goodbye to your minifridge::

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Goodbye, minifridge.]