#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

...That's what you wish to do with what is potentially your last day?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah what the hell else am I supposed to do?

Stuff I don't like?

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

That's what you like?

But...with a random girl?

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Should I be flattered to be on your list?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I never punched you before.

Kindle ain't here.

You're the next best thing.

And how'd you tell you were on my list, I made that part private.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

You must have improperly coded it in your rush to proposition the young women of this school.

As far as punching goes, I'm afraid I won't be humoring you.

[orange-leader.livejournal.com]

[Rachel just about spat her drink across the room.]

I guess you've got your priorities straight.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yup.

And if you get an antidote you tell your sister I still love her, never stopped.

[orange-leader.livejournal.com]

I'm going to call her soon, even if I don't. Especially if I don't.

I'll pass it along.

[thewunderkind]

WE ARE GOING TO FIND A CURE.

DON'T PUNCH HAWKE.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

GOOD. HURRY IT UP.

TOO LATE.

[thewunderkind]

WHAT.

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

What type of girl do you like?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

BLONDE.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[Whoaaa...Max.]

I'LL BE IN THE WEIGHT ROOM TOO.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

CAN YOU SPOT ME MAYBE YOU CAN SPOT ME I WANNA BENCH 1500 I NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Max - thanks for training with me so much. And just being my pal in general. It's been a great time.

I wish I could spot you one last time... but I've got a girl needs saving.

Speaking of girls, good luck - hey! If you need any numbers, try asking Parakarry. I think he has some from our night at the bar last week.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

PARAKARRY GOT NUMBERS FROM GIRLS AT A BAR?

Ok, this does exist

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Um...about that last one. Like Knuckles mentioned, I have a couple of phone numbers lying around if you want them.

Re: Ok, this does exist

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I think I already got a girl lined up, thanks for the offer, though.

It was nice knowin' you, Parakarry.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

...

You're not gonna die. They'll get enough antidote for everyone!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, if they don't, I'm goin' out in style.

MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Oh Meta Knight! Zelda has answered your siren call! She refuses to let you die without divulging her true feelings!

She bursts in the door of the specified room!]

Re: MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Inside of the door of the specified room you see Max naked and lounging (nakedly) on the bed of the hotel room::

::Oh hey it's the minifridge girl, she decided to help out with more after all, that's real nice of her.::

Hey, thanks for helpin' me again, you wanna strip down and get started?

::It's okay to stare, Zelda. It's your first time, and Max is an impressive specimen of manhood.::