#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Max - thanks for training with me so much. And just being my pal in general. It's been a great time.

I wish I could spot you one last time... but I've got a girl needs saving.

Speaking of girls, good luck - hey! If you need any numbers, try asking Parakarry. I think he has some from our night at the bar last week.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

PARAKARRY GOT NUMBERS FROM GIRLS AT A BAR?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I MEAN, GOOD FOR HIM.

IT WAS GOOD TO KNOW YOU, TOO, KNUCKLES.

AND MAYBE I CAN GO FIND GANONDORF TO SPOT FOR ME OR SOMETHIN'

This Doesn't Exist

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Like hell, I'm giving you any of their numbers! You're not the only one who needs to lose his virginity before dying!

This Also Doesn't Exist

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I ain't a virgin, kid.