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tank_rockarms((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:44 am (UTC)Stuff I don't like?
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:44 am (UTC)That's what you like?But...with a random girl?
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:49 am (UTC)Have you received closure, at least?
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:51 am (UTC)Anyway, can you help me with 1, 2, or 3 on my list, it's not like I've got a lot of time here.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:54 am (UTC)I guess you've got your priorities straight.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:54 am (UTC)Kindle ain't here.
You're the next best thing.
And how'd you tell you were on my list, I made that part private.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:55 am (UTC)And if you get an antidote you tell your sister I still love her, never stopped.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:57 am (UTC)As far as punching goes, I'm afraid I won't be humoring you.
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Date: 2010-09-12 06:58 am (UTC)I'll pass it along.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:00 am (UTC)See you soon.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:01 am (UTC)But sacrifices must be made, especially because she was lucky enough to have avoided this horrible poison.
She is dragging her minifridge to Max's dorm.]
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:04 am (UTC)DON'T PUNCH HAWKE.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:05 am (UTC)::Max picks the thing up and stares at it::
Don't you got anything bigger that needs blown up?
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:07 am (UTC)TOO LATE.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:08 am (UTC)...I'm sorry.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 07:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 07:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 07:09 am (UTC)Thanks.
::Say goodbye to your minifridge::
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:11 am (UTC)