#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

...That's what you wish to do with what is potentially your last day?

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Should I be flattered to be on your list?

[orange-leader.livejournal.com]

[Rachel just about spat her drink across the room.]

I guess you've got your priorities straight.

[thewunderkind]

WE ARE GOING TO FIND A CURE.

DON'T PUNCH HAWKE.

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

What type of girl do you like?

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[Whoaaa...Max.]

I'LL BE IN THE WEIGHT ROOM TOO.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Max - thanks for training with me so much. And just being my pal in general. It's been a great time.

I wish I could spot you one last time... but I've got a girl needs saving.

Speaking of girls, good luck - hey! If you need any numbers, try asking Parakarry. I think he has some from our night at the bar last week.

Ok, this does exist

[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Um...about that last one. Like Knuckles mentioned, I have a couple of phone numbers lying around if you want them.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

...

You're not gonna die. They'll get enough antidote for everyone!

MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Oh Meta Knight! Zelda has answered your siren call! She refuses to let you die without divulging her true feelings!

She bursts in the door of the specified room!]