#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

...That's what you wish to do with what is potentially your last day?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah what the hell else am I supposed to do?

Stuff I don't like?

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

That's what you like?

But...with a random girl?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

The girl I want to have sex with is married to my best friend.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

Have you received closure, at least?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

What closure, she married my best friend.

Anyway, can you help me with 1, 2, or 3 on my list, it's not like I've got a lot of time here.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Should I be flattered to be on your list?

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

I could...possibly find something for you to blow up?

[orange-leader.livejournal.com]

[Rachel just about spat her drink across the room.]

I guess you've got your priorities straight.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I never punched you before.

Kindle ain't here.

You're the next best thing.

And how'd you tell you were on my list, I made that part private.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Good, then find me somethin' to blow up.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yup.

And if you get an antidote you tell your sister I still love her, never stopped.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

You must have improperly coded it in your rush to proposition the young women of this school.

As far as punching goes, I'm afraid I won't be humoring you.

[orange-leader.livejournal.com]

I'm going to call her soon, even if I don't. Especially if I don't.

I'll pass it along.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well you're in luck, 'cause there ain't nothin' funny about my punches.

See you soon.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda does not have much in the way of large things for Max to blow up.

But sacrifices must be made, especially because she was lucky enough to have avoided this horrible poison.

She is dragging her minifridge to Max's dorm.]

[thewunderkind]

WE ARE GOING TO FIND A CURE.

DON'T PUNCH HAWKE.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Your minifridge is tiny and hardly worth blowing up at all::

::Max picks the thing up and stares at it::

Don't you got anything bigger that needs blown up?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

GOOD. HURRY IT UP.

TOO LATE.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Not that I could conceivably carry.

...I'm sorry.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You need me to break in and get you an antidote?

[thewunderkind]

WHAT.

[thewunderkind]

MAX I AM TRYING TO WORK ON A CURE DON'T PRETEND YOU ALREADY WENT TO PUNCH HAWKE IN THE FACE IT'S NOT FUNNY RIGHT NOW.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine, I'll blow this up and maybe somebody else will have something for me to blow up later.

Thanks.

::Say goodbye to your minifridge::

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T JOKIN' ABOUT NOTHIN'.