Roll Out!

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

I spent almost an entire week beatin' up pokemon birds and mice and bugs and snakes and ground chucks.

Entire week.

Never learned a new move, not even one. Bubble, tackle, withdraw, flash canon (I had to look that stuff up to figure out what it was all called). That was it. The entire time.

A week of beatin' guys up and didn't learn jack. I counted, I beat up 52 birds, 31 mice, 65 bugs, 12 snakes, 42 ground chucks and 17 other things.

Is that normal?

[[P.S. - Since I never had a specific thread for him, and other people have done the same, if you'd like to have a backdate encounter with rock-em-sock-em Maxtoise, by all means, go ahead]]

Going to Orange Star.

Don't know when I'll be back.

Rachel, Jake, Andy, I'll brief you when I can.

Alright, next week is the Orange Star Strongest Man contest.

I gotta head back home and defend my title.

They're probably all hopin' I forget this year so somebody else gets a chance to win. Ain't gonna happen.

I'll be back after I work my guns and I get that trophy again.

Alright whoever glued Flak's helmet to my head THIS AIN'T FUNNY.

I probably got lice or somethin' now.

The weights strapped and stuck to my arms just sorta... make everything I do into a workout. So I actually. Sorta think that's a good idea. If it's good enough for Goku, it's good enough for me. I may start just strappin' weights to my arms and legs, sorta like wristbands and ankle weights. Maybe Andy can make a set for me to wear all the time... Somethin' adjustable, with less glue.

Though weighin' in at 1,150 pounds or so sorta. Doesn't work too well for sittin' down in the cafeteria too well.

Sorry about breakin' that chair, Nancy. And the other chair.

So yeah uh. If anybody could turn these things down or get me some solvent, that'd be a good idea. I don't wanna rip my skin and hair off.

I hate this stupid helmet.

Long-story short.

Max is falling in love with Crazyhand, who isn't a character insomuch as a function of the mods. Because this would just result in me doing a log with "like five different people anyway" I have a kind proposal for you all.

In the middle of your lovebot log, Crazyhand suddenly shows up, says something C-raaaazy and then escapes. Ten seconds later Max runs through your log wearing nothing but boxers or nothing running after him.

Your characters get to comment on the giant muscleman chasing the giant hand, and this way instead of me logging with like five other people, I get to log with everyone.

Again, this is by request only, so if you would like these two crazy lovebirds to appear in a log you're in, comment here and maybe give me a link to that log?

KTHNXBI

Hey, I'm back. I had a good time in Orange Star, Sami and Nell say hi. My mom'd say hi, too, but I don't think she knows anybody here.

After Christmas I stopped off and spent New Year's in Green Earth. Drake says hi. Jess does, too. Had a nice time. Real nice time.

So you guys get into trouble when I was gone or everything still okay?

So I shaved my chest. And arms. And legs. Well I sorta had to cut it down with scissors first. Then I had to have it shaved. Then I had to have it all waxed. So I don't have the body hair anymore. And I trimmed the beard down to just the sideburns again.

I was sorta gettin' tired of all that static electricity in bed and on tanktops and stuff.

Cheatin's wrong, that's all I got to say about the guys who used drugs or whatever that was.

Just wrong.

So what are people doin' for break whenever we get it? Are we havin' a thing again like last year where we had Santas? If I don't find out if we're doin' that soon all I'll be able to give anybody's Orange Star Soda and protein bars.

That's kinda what I gave everybody last year, though.

Hey Jake, Rach, Andy, Lash, what do you guys want for Christmas? Knuckles, Mac, Bulba, Char? Anybody else I ain't rememberin' right now?

Okay so I'm back in time for class and football practice and stuff, nobody worry or nothin' I made it back on time.

I, uh, guess I started No-Shave November a day early, I forgot to shave on the 31st. Slipped my mind I guess.

I had a nice time. Real nice.

Nice time.

Good party. Drake and Eagle say hi. Drake was a pirate. Sorta saw that one comin'. Eagle was some sorta fancyman. More hair gel than usual, and paler than usual and a fancy shirt and ... glitter? I don't know.

Jess was a, dangit what was her costume again. A, uh... gogoboots and tights and a red dress and goggles and a guitar? I don't know what that is.

Had a few drinks, talked with people. Then she took me out and showed me a bunch of the green earth tanks. Nice to see the other countries tanks up close. Real up close.

Had a nice time.

[Private level 1 to Jake] Hey, uh, Jake, do you need me to order you any more of those things... you know, for you?[/private]

I'm headin' out for the weekend.

Going to that Capcom place made me think of other schools, so I tried callin' up that Squeenix Seminary place the other day to ask them about Andy. Not Orange Star Andy but that other Andy who was here for a week. I couldn't get a straight answer outta anybody so I'm gonna find him myself.

Make sure he's okay. Make sure he's real.

I'll be back in a couple days, in time for classes on Monday, if anybody needs me.