#48 - Backdated slightly to Saturday morning around noonish

[tank_rockarms]

I got back in late last night. I won the Orange Star's Strongest Man Contest for the 5th year runnin'.

I went to go work out this mornin'. That didn't work out so well.

Whoever the hell owns that damn charizard, if it belongs to one of the trainers here, I'm gonna personally kick your ass from here to next month. Threw a trashcan at me, broke a window, tried to set me on fire, bit my leg, I don't even know what all. I will kick. Your ass.

That new trainer guy. Red or whatever. He yours? You'd better hope not.

Oh yeah, Mr. Lighter, Mr. Flint, there's a broken window and stuff over by the gym. Might want to take care of that. Some of Kyle's wall's probably damaged, too.

Oh yeah again. We got a school nurse or not? Probably need to have somebody with more than just basic field medicine trainin' (me) have a look at me.

Comments

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

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If it was mine, it wouldn't be causing all this trouble... It is also maybe a girl don't talk about my bros like that :'(

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, if it ain't yours whose is it? Green's got a char... char... meleon, not a charizard.

I saw that anime. I know you can't control your own stupid charizard.

[thewunderkind]

Uh, ever think it might not belong to anyone like some of the Pokemon here?

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

... It doesn't sound like a wild one.

NO THAT ANIME IS BULLSHIT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tam0zRpaGlM) Charizard just needed punched a few zillion times >:(

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

New students usually go "hey hi I am a new student" and we used to have a charizard student around but that was a long time ago. If that's a new student then somebody needs their ass kicked for havin' the first thing they do be attack people for no reason at all without any warning or nothin'

[thewunderkind]

It could be a wild aggressive Pokemon that decided to visit or attack. Considering we have half the Poke...monarchy or something here.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I don't look like any of the pokemon trainers here. If he was lookin' to fight one of those gym leader guys why in the world would he pick me?

All I have is a slowpoke. And he didn't even fight my slowpoke, he just fought me.

[thewunderkind]

Well you do look like a Blastoise if it had a human form, and you have a Pokemon so he probably detected that scent on you...

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, even if I do sorta look like a Blastoise, that's still a dumb reason to do what he did.

[rivalrazorleaf]

[Bulba would have replied to this, but he's pre-occupied with chasing that Charizard everywhere.]

[ignore this]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[I refuse but okay]

[rivalrazorleaf]

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Aw hell, first a Charmeleon, now a Charizard?

...

Well at least them's flying types.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Pokemon type don't matter much when it's bitin' your leg. Unless you have a resistance

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Doesn't mean they ain't better than the rest of 'em, though.

... 'cept that Charizard. Fire-types with a bone to pick ain't good in my book. They need fire extinguishers, dunno about you.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

What the hell is a charizard? It set you on fire? There's been burns all over the place. I wonder if that's what started the forest fire, too... Or it was that redheaded punk. Didn't think he was THAT bad though.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You know Char? He turns into a little red-orange guy?

Imagine him but twice as big, with wings. And more orange.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... Y-you're not too terribly injured, are you? Severe or no, I will tend to your injuries straight away. Where can I find you?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Cut up in places, leg bit, sorta burnt here and there, knocked around some.

I'm in my dorm room, I can go to the nurse's office if you need me to.

[water-and-steel.livejournal.com]

Wait, the Pokemon attacked you, not your Slowpoke? Weird... stuff like that rarely happens unless they're wild Pokemon and whatnot. Me beating up some Shark punks is different, shut up.

But still, ouch.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know Slowpoke was with me until later. Just attacked me right off the bat.

Stupid damn charizard.