#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Should I be flattered to be on your list?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I never punched you before.

Kindle ain't here.

You're the next best thing.

And how'd you tell you were on my list, I made that part private.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

You must have improperly coded it in your rush to proposition the young women of this school.

As far as punching goes, I'm afraid I won't be humoring you.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well you're in luck, 'cause there ain't nothin' funny about my punches.

See you soon.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, whatever (http://community.livejournal.com/sbg_logs/541276.html?thread=30810460#t30810460).

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::AND THEN MAX PUNCHED YOU AND IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME::