#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

That's what you like?

But...with a random girl?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

The girl I want to have sex with is married to my best friend.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

Have you received closure, at least?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

What closure, she married my best friend.

Anyway, can you help me with 1, 2, or 3 on my list, it's not like I've got a lot of time here.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

I could...possibly find something for you to blow up?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Good, then find me somethin' to blow up.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Zelda does not have much in the way of large things for Max to blow up.

But sacrifices must be made, especially because she was lucky enough to have avoided this horrible poison.

She is dragging her minifridge to Max's dorm.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Your minifridge is tiny and hardly worth blowing up at all::

::Max picks the thing up and stares at it::

Don't you got anything bigger that needs blown up?

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Not that I could conceivably carry.

...I'm sorry.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Alright, fine, I'll blow this up and maybe somebody else will have something for me to blow up later.

Thanks.

::Say goodbye to your minifridge::

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[Goodbye, minifridge.]