#14

[tank_rockarms]

SO I GOT SLOWPOKE BACK FROM BLASTOISE. He seems pretty normal. For Slowpoke. That means he sleeps a lot and every couple of days he eats somethin' Man, his metabolism must be really slow.

ALSO, I GUESS I FORGOT TO SHAVE OTHER PARTS OF MY FACE, SINCE I STARTED GROWIN' A GOATEE FOR NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER, 'CAUSE I GUESS I HAVE SIDEBURNS NOW. Really big sideburns. I didn't have sideburns like three days ago. Man, how fast are these things supposed to grow in? GRIT, IS THIS NORMAL? You know more about this stuff than I do.



DRIVER'S ED WAS REALLY FUN I GOT TO DRIVE THE BIGGEST TRUCK I EVER SAW. I GOT A LOT OF POINTS! I don't know what that means, though. Is there a scale or somethin' that tells you what grade you got?

Comments

[raced_god]

I do not understand how you managed to grow ONLY sideburns and a goatee and not everything in between.

I think I've graduated from hobo to dirty old man.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT SURE HOW IT HAPPENED MYSELF, SIR.

I guess I'm just really good at this?

I MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY GROWING SIDEBURNS LIKE MINE, SIR? I think mine look pretty distinguished!

Also maybe try smilin' sir?

[raced_god]

I guess you are.

Maybe when this month is over I'll shave everything but the sideburns. Yours are rather distinguished, I have to admit.

Nnnnno.

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

Hey ya have the same sideburns like me! I like it >:D

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Are you sure those are sideburns? I thought they were just, you know, hair. That hangs down in front of your ears.

I don't know what to call that.

((QUE ES MAS MACHO?))