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SO I GOT SLOWPOKE BACK FROM BLASTOISE. He seems pretty normal. For Slowpoke. That means he sleeps a lot and every couple of days he eats somethin' Man, his metabolism must be really slow.
ALSO, I GUESS I FORGOT TO SHAVE OTHER PARTS OF MY FACE, SINCE I STARTED GROWIN' A GOATEE FOR NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER, 'CAUSE I GUESS I HAVE SIDEBURNS NOW. Really big sideburns. I didn't have sideburns like three days ago. Man, how fast are these things supposed to grow in? GRIT, IS THIS NORMAL? You know more about this stuff than I do.

DRIVER'S ED WAS REALLY FUN I GOT TO DRIVE THE BIGGEST TRUCK I EVER SAW. I GOT A LOT OF POINTS! I don't know what that means, though. Is there a scale or somethin' that tells you what grade you got?
ALSO, I GUESS I FORGOT TO SHAVE OTHER PARTS OF MY FACE, SINCE I STARTED GROWIN' A GOATEE FOR NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER, 'CAUSE I GUESS I HAVE SIDEBURNS NOW. Really big sideburns. I didn't have sideburns like three days ago. Man, how fast are these things supposed to grow in? GRIT, IS THIS NORMAL? You know more about this stuff than I do.

DRIVER'S ED WAS REALLY FUN I GOT TO DRIVE THE BIGGEST TRUCK I EVER SAW. I GOT A LOT OF POINTS! I don't know what that means, though. Is there a scale or somethin' that tells you what grade you got?