#60 - More "Private" Messages - THESE TWO ARE TOTALLY NOT RELATED AT ALL

[tank_rockarms]

["Private" Level 1 to Brock]

Listen I'm really sorry about the other day and ruinin' your shirt and breakin' down your door when you didn't answer the next morning.

Uh... Last year for Valentine's I fell in love with Crazy Hand so actually bein' in love with you was way more normal for me.

Weird things happen at this school on Valentine's

Anyway uh... if you're still embarrassed about havin' a sorta unfinished chest I can help with that if you want. I just... you know. Don't wanna have sex with you anymore.

[/end "Private" message to Brock]



["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]

I wanna go out with you more.

[/end "Private" message to Sasha]

Comments

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[Oh hello. A message she can totally see. It doesn't have any names on it, just a general 'you' which she assumes means herself. Except none of this makes any sense to her at all.]

What?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Who are you.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

I am Blacky. Tell me this is not the sort of relationship we have. Lie to me if you must.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Wait aren't you dead.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Slightly more private but not that much.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

It's okay.

I'm sorry I got scared and ditched you.

Password to unlock conversation: password

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess maybe I'm intimidatin' when I get like that.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

Yes. A little.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

So, anyway, you still want to work out?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I mean, we could. I usually train my team in the morning.

[punchvolcanoes]

[You want to go out more after awkward times with Brock (which she can read thanks to the power of 'click here' yeaaaah doesn't feel weird at all. Not to mention her trip with Isaac and talking with Vinnie and...]

Like what? Now?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Sometime, yeah.

[Private - Char is a Master Hacker]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Ha ha ha sex with Brock that's kinda funny
welp time to go do something more interes--

wait

SASHA
GO OUT WITH
WHAT]

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Yes good job figuring out the elusive <lj-cut> tag

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

... can the entire school see this?

Years of training all leading up to this final test

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...There's gotta be one or two people too dumb to figure it out.

[In other words: yes]

That ain't even the point, though, Max.

Wow, how accomplished you are

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

What, the sex with Brock thing?

I didn't have sex with him. I just sorta asked him for it. It was the things that make people fall in love on Valentine's Day.

What can I say, I'm a goalsetter

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay, that part was weird as hell, but that ain't the point either.

Sasha. What's the deal, Max?

[natureprincess]

[WH--]

[natureprincess]

[There is just no end to the sputtering going on over on this end of the computer spectrum.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::is it because you think it's totally hot::

[natureprincess]

[No. Maybe. No. This is like all of those very strange stories involving Crasher Wake.]

[Only slightly more private]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Way more normal than what?!

Who's Sasha when were you going to tell me about her is she hot?

Password: 12345

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

... so this was a lot less private than I thought, huh.

More normal last year when I fell in love with Crazy Hand. Brock is at least a person.

I fell in love with a giant hand.

And Sasha's one of Red's pokemon and I wasn't gonna tell you about her unless somethin' actually happens.

Re: Password: 12345

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Just a little...

You fell in love with a giant hand.

So she's... which one is she? The dragon, right?

Re: Password: 12345

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I chased after Crazy Hand wearin' nothin' but my underwear while Crazy Hand chased after Sable and I think Bob chased after me. I'm actually sorta surprised more people didn't notice that.

Charizard. She's a charizard.