#60 - More "Private" Messages - THESE TWO ARE TOTALLY NOT RELATED AT ALL

[tank_rockarms]

["Private" Level 1 to Brock]

Listen I'm really sorry about the other day and ruinin' your shirt and breakin' down your door when you didn't answer the next morning.

Uh... Last year for Valentine's I fell in love with Crazy Hand so actually bein' in love with you was way more normal for me.

Weird things happen at this school on Valentine's

Anyway uh... if you're still embarrassed about havin' a sorta unfinished chest I can help with that if you want. I just... you know. Don't wanna have sex with you anymore.

[/end "Private" message to Brock]



["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]

I wanna go out with you more.

[/end "Private" message to Sasha]

Comments

[Private - Char is a Master Hacker]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Ha ha ha sex with Brock that's kinda funny
welp time to go do something more interes--

wait

SASHA
GO OUT WITH
WHAT]

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Yes good job figuring out the elusive <lj-cut> tag

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

... can the entire school see this?

Years of training all leading up to this final test

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...There's gotta be one or two people too dumb to figure it out.

[In other words: yes]

That ain't even the point, though, Max.

Wow, how accomplished you are

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

What, the sex with Brock thing?

I didn't have sex with him. I just sorta asked him for it. It was the things that make people fall in love on Valentine's Day.

What can I say, I'm a goalsetter

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay, that part was weird as hell, but that ain't the point either.

Sasha. What's the deal, Max?

Way to go, we're all routing for you

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

What oh...

Do I gotta fight you over her or somethin' to establish dominance?

I couldn't have done it without your support

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

No! God, no! We are not in competition in the slightest. This is me not even comin' close to makin' any claims on that.

Just... why? You can do better than that, Max.

You have inspired us all with your effort

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

She's interested in me, I think.

And she's the first girl at school who has been.

I only do what anyone would have done

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Interested in you and 46 other guys.

Look, I'm just sayin'. Not even Aerial Ace would hit that.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah I know she went on dates with a lot of people but she said that most of them were just like friendly things. Not like date-dates.

Who's Aerial Ace?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Sure, that's what she says.

Look, you're goin' through a dry spell, you scrape the bottom of the barrel. It happens, I get it. Just don't say I never warned you, man.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

If you're tryin' to say that she's loose I already talked about that with her.

And Vinnie. He's like her date-monitor.