#60 - More "Private" Messages - THESE TWO ARE TOTALLY NOT RELATED AT ALL

[tank_rockarms]

["Private" Level 1 to Brock]

Listen I'm really sorry about the other day and ruinin' your shirt and breakin' down your door when you didn't answer the next morning.

Uh... Last year for Valentine's I fell in love with Crazy Hand so actually bein' in love with you was way more normal for me.

Weird things happen at this school on Valentine's

Anyway uh... if you're still embarrassed about havin' a sorta unfinished chest I can help with that if you want. I just... you know. Don't wanna have sex with you anymore.

[/end "Private" message to Brock]



["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]

I wanna go out with you more.

[/end "Private" message to Sasha]

Comments

[Only slightly more private]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Way more normal than what?!

Who's Sasha when were you going to tell me about her is she hot?

Password: 12345

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

... so this was a lot less private than I thought, huh.

More normal last year when I fell in love with Crazy Hand. Brock is at least a person.

I fell in love with a giant hand.

And Sasha's one of Red's pokemon and I wasn't gonna tell you about her unless somethin' actually happens.

Re: Password: 12345

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Just a little...

You fell in love with a giant hand.

So she's... which one is she? The dragon, right?

Re: Password: 12345

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I chased after Crazy Hand wearin' nothin' but my underwear while Crazy Hand chased after Sable and I think Bob chased after me. I'm actually sorta surprised more people didn't notice that.

Charizard. She's a charizard.

Re: Password: 12345

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Maybe we blocked it out of our memory because it was so horrifying.

Since when were you two dating?

Re: Password: 12345

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I don't know if we're dating, dating, but we've gone out on a couple of dates in the past month.

Re: Password: 12345

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Uh, that sounds like dating to me, Max.

Re: Password: 12345

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

It's like two dates, that ain't dating.