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Nov. 12th, 2010 11:44 pm
tank_rockarms: (Douche Glasses)
[personal profile] tank_rockarms
[Private Level 1 to Bulba]

Bulba what was Vinnie doin' in that fight. You don't do none of that stuff but the vines.

[/Private]

[Private level 1 to Char]

Char I don't remember much about last night what the heck did we do... All I know is you took me out for a drink and next thing I know I woke up with a headache and there ain't any condoms left in my wallet

[/Private]

I ain't had a day that invigoratin' since... well... since the day I fought Captain Falcon. Though truth be told the day I fought Captain Falcon I didn't bounce him around like a paddleball so this probably tops that. Aparoid war, then. Man, that felt good. Wakes a guy up, lets him know he's alive, yeah?

Good match, Vinnie. Don't forget you owe me some pants. I'll show you with the big and tall store is.

Hey Metaknight, you gonna come down to the weight room like we talked about? Yeah? Alright, I'll see you down there, get you worked on a program, get you shredded.

Date: 2010-11-13 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
Yes thank you for bringing up the paddleballing, jerk.

Yeah, yeah. What size're you?

Max is a native of Hyperboville

Date: 2010-11-13 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
Shit, what did 'Ceus make you out of?

Fine. Guess that's comin' out of food money. I'll just not eat for a week or somethin'.

Basically, yes. By game 3, yes.

Date: 2010-11-13 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Uh, who's Ceus?

Oh well I ain't gonna make a guy not eat if you gotta save money that way.

But, uh, ain't food free at the cafeteria?

Date: 2010-11-13 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
Arceus?

Sis likes t'go into town for shit sometimes. I don't actually need t'eat, though. I'll just drink a lotta water. Eat some bugs.

Date: 2010-11-13 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You mean Bob? The muffin lady who turns into a giant... llama... pokemon? The one who got married to the lost and found guy?

Not eatin' is a sin.

Date: 2010-11-13 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
God married a lost and found guy what Uh, yeah. That one.

Works out pretty okay for me.

Date: 2010-11-13 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Yeah well I think Sonny makes up for you.

I took him to an all you can eat buffet a week ago. I think we made the servers cry.

Date: 2010-11-13 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
...Guess I was away for that.

You didn't happen to do anything else while I was away did you

Date: 2010-11-13 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, you were gone for a week, I did lots of stuff.

I think I broke my record for number of situps ten minutes on Wednesday.

Date: 2010-11-13 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
That's not what I

nghdlfsd

Okay. Great.

Maybe I should drop by the weight room too.

Date: 2010-11-13 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Sure thing, I can get a program set up, put fifty or sixty pounds of muscle on you if you follow it, easy.

It is not easy, it is a nightmare of weightlifting.

Date: 2010-11-14 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
I'm not here for easy. I'm here to get stronger. yes apparently that's why you pick fights with just the dudes who can whoop you

See you there.

Date: 2010-11-14 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Ha, it's easy if you do the work, and doin' the work's gonna take at least five days a week, at least two or three hours a day.

That's how you get stronger at anything.

[Private]

Date: 2010-11-13 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
Celebrated, Max. We celebrated.

[Private]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Well yeah but what'd we do to celebrate. How many drinks did I have?

Did I get emotional?

Why don't I have any condoms

[Private]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
Max. We celebrated. The correct answer is way too many.

Y'kinda started cryin' a bit halfway through the night, but don't worry. I made it better. With hookers. I won't tell nobody you were cryin'. That stays between us. And the hookers.

Re: [Private]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Thanks, Char. You're a pal.

How'd you make it better?

Re: [Private]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
... hookers as in more than one hooker.

[Private]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
That's generally what hookers means, yeah.

Re: [Private]

Date: 2010-11-13 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
So that's why I don't have any condoms in my wallet anymore.

... at least I was sober enough to remember that.

[Private]

Date: 2010-11-14 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
Yeah, good on you. Must've done you some good too, huh?

Re: [Private]

Date: 2010-11-14 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I guess it must've.

Though I don't remember none of it.

Uh. Did I pay?

Date: 2010-11-13 06:04 am (UTC)
raced_god: (What is that.)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
Yeah, thank you for. Not using me as a paddleball.

Date: 2010-11-13 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You're welcome. You ain't got anything to make that work anyway, sir.

Date: 2010-11-13 06:11 am (UTC)
raced_god: (FFFFFFFFFF)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
That is probably a good thing.

[Slightly more private!]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:19 am (UTC)
rivalsweetscent: ([Poke] Serious vines are serious)
From: [personal profile] rivalsweetscent
Oh! Uh. Well the big crazy one with the vines was Frenzy Plant... Only Venusaurs can learn that one.

[Slightly more private!]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Oh alright. So you'll learn that one sometime later, yeah?

What about the one where he took my hp drained me and made himself better? I called it Black Storm 'cause it works like Black Storm works.

[Slightly more private!]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:32 am (UTC)
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Hmm?)
From: [personal profile] rivalsweetscent
Hopefully!

That was... It looked a whole lot like Giga Drain. Which is really weird because our line doesn't actually learn that move, usually.

Re: [Slightly more private!]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Huh. Yeah. It seems like Black Storm to me.

I don't like it.

[Slightly more private!]

Date: 2010-11-13 06:55 am (UTC)
rivalsweetscent: ([Poke] Cut that out)
From: [personal profile] rivalsweetscent
It's useful but... Yeah it's not real fun being on the opposite end. We'll just quietly ignore leech seed for right now okay.

Date: 2010-11-13 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com
That was the coolest match ever!

Date: 2010-11-13 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Thanks, Mac. Probably don't have stuff like that happen in your boxing matches on TV.

If your spar with R.O.B. was over I'd comment about your match here.

Date: 2010-11-13 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com
Yeah my mun needs to stop being a butt and tag that. I lost anyway.

No way! We don't have any Pokemon there for one!

Wow Max you are sort of vain

Date: 2010-11-13 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
LOSS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. NOT. ACCEPTABLE.

You got anybody as big as me?

And Mac doesn't even care

Date: 2010-11-13 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com
I am sorry. I CANNOT WIN EVERYTHING.

Well...how tall are ya?

Re: And Mac doesn't even care

Date: 2010-11-14 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com
The big guys at the league save all those kinda records and we see 'em all the time. People on the TV could see 'em too durin' matches. [The most humiliating thing.]

And from what I remember, no one in the league ain't that big.

And then you never won a title match ever again

Date: 2010-11-14 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Well alright. If I ever get the hang of boxin' then maybe I'll join up and we can show 'em how its done.
From: [identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com
To be honest, I was still thinkin' about holdin' one of them classes again.
From: [identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com
I said I was gonna do this a while ago and I just got real busy...but I'm totally gonna start plannin' for it now, I promise ya that!
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
You totally should have bounced Falcon around like a paddleball.

Are you seriously a 50x38?

Delighttful

Date: 2010-11-13 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Yeah.

You got no idea how hard it is to find pants.

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