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Bulba what was Vinnie doin' in that fight. You don't do none of that stuff but the vines.

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Char I don't remember much about last night what the heck did we do... All I know is you took me out for a drink and next thing I know I woke up with a headache ~~and there ain't any condoms left in my wallet~~

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I ain't had a day that invigoratin' since... well... since the day I fought Captain Falcon. Though truth be told the day I fought Captain Falcon I didn't bounce him around like a paddleball so this probably tops that. Aparoid war, then. Man, that felt good. Wakes a guy up, lets him know he's alive, yeah?

Good match, Vinnie. Don't forget you owe me some pants. I'll show you with the big and tall store is.

Hey Metaknight, you gonna come down to the weight room like we talked about? Yeah? Alright, I'll see you down there, get you worked on a program, get you shredded.

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~~Yes thank you for bringing up the paddleballing, jerk.~~

Yeah, yeah. What size're you?

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Shit, what did 'Ceus make you out of?

Fine. Guess that's comin' out of food money. I'll just not eat for a week or somethin'.

Uh, who's Ceus?

Oh well I ain't gonna make a guy not eat if you gotta save money that way.

But, uh, ain't food free at the cafeteria?

Arceus?

Sis likes t'go into town for shit sometimes. I don't actually need t'eat, though. I'll just drink a lotta water. ~~Eat some bugs.~~

You mean Bob? The muffin lady who turns into a giant... llama... pokemon? The one who got married to the lost and found guy?

Not eatin' is a sin.

~~God married a lost and found guy what~~ Uh, yeah. That one.

Works out pretty okay for me.

Yeah well I think Sonny makes up for you.

I took him to an all you can eat buffet a week ago. I think we made the servers cry.

...Guess I was away for that.

You didn't happen to do anything else while I was away did you

Well, yeah, you were gone for a week, I did lots of stuff.

I think I broke my record for number of situps ten minutes on Wednesday.

That's not what I

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Okay. Great.

Maybe I should drop by the weight room too.

Sure thing, I can get a program set up, put fifty or sixty pounds of muscle on you if you follow it, easy.

~~It is not easy, it is a nightmare of weightlifting.~~

I'm not here for easy. I'm here to get stronger. ~~yes apparently that's why you pick fights with just the dudes who can whoop you~~

See you there.

Ha, it's easy if you do the work, and doin' the work's gonna take at least five days a week, at least two or three hours a day.

That's how you get stronger at anything.

Celebrated, Max. We celebrated.

Well yeah but what'd we do to celebrate. How many drinks did I have?

Did I get emotional?

~~Why don't I have any condoms~~

Max. We celebrated. The correct answer is way too many.

Y'kinda started cryin' a bit halfway through the night, but don't worry. I made it better. ~~With hookers.~~ I won't tell nobody you were cryin'. That stays between us. ~~And the hookers.~~

Thanks, Char. You're a pal.

How'd you make it better?

With hookers.

... hookers as in more than one hooker.

That's generally what hookers means, yeah.

So that's why I don't have any condoms in my wallet anymore.

... at least I was sober enough to remember that.

Yeah, good on you. Must've done you some good too, huh?

I guess it must've.

Though I don't remember none of it.

Uh. Did I pay?

Yeah, thank you for. Not using me as a paddleball.

You're welcome. You ain't got anything to make that work anyway, sir.

That is probably a good thing.

Oh! Uh. Well the big crazy one with the vines was Frenzy Plant... Only Venusaurs can learn that one.

Oh alright. So you'll learn that one sometime later, yeah?

What about the one where he ~~took my hp~~ drained me and made himself better? I called it Black Storm 'cause it works like Black Storm works.

Hopefully!

That was... It looked a whole lot like Giga Drain. Which is really weird because our line doesn't actually learn that move, usually.

Huh. Yeah. It seems like Black Storm to me.

I don't like it.

It's useful but... Yeah it's not real fun being on the opposite end. ~~We'll just quietly ignore leech seed for right now okay.~~

That was the coolest match ever!

Thanks, Mac. Probably don't have stuff like that happen in your boxing matches on TV.

~~If your spar with R.O.B. was over I'd comment about your match here.~~

~~Yeah my mun needs to stop being a butt and tag that. I lost anyway.~~

No way! We don't have any Pokemon there for one!

~~LOSS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. NOT. ACCEPTABLE.~~

You got anybody as big as me?

~~I am sorry. I CANNOT WIN EVERYTHING.~~

Well...how tall are ya?

I'm 6'8".

The big guys at the league save all those kinda records and we see 'em all the time. People on the TV could see 'em too durin' matches. [The most humiliating thing.]

And from what I remember, no one in the league ain't that big.

Well alright. If I ever get the hang of boxin' then maybe I'll join up and we can show 'em how its done.

To be honest, I was still thinkin' about holdin' one of them classes again.

Alright, count me in.

I said I was gonna do this a while ago and I just got real busy...but I'm totally gonna start plannin' for it now, I promise ya that!

~~You totally should have bounced Falcon around like a paddleball.~~

Are you seriously a 50x38?

Yeah.

You got no idea how hard it is to find pants.

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Welcome to Chris goes "Guh I have no idea" numbers land

Max is a native of Hyperboville

Basically, yes. By game 3, yes.

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Wow Max you are sort of vain

And Mac doesn't even care

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And then you never won a title match ever again

Are you kidding, I will keep winning title matches dawg

Are you saying you will be out-boxing MAX?

I am saying an the hero of Punch-Out, I am required to win many boxing matches

YEAH that was pretty bad let's go with a repost. %I

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