#54 - Max you are gross

[tank_rockarms]

So what was up with that weird creepy guy last night? He wouldn't leave me alone. I musta punched him like ten or twenty times before he stopped showing up. I mighta... blacked out a couple of times... anyway, whatever. This totally happened even though none of it has happened yet.

This place is weird.

ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANT: IT'S NOVEMBER FIRST. FOOTBALL TEAM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN GIVING YOU AN ORDER. YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAVING. IT'S NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER. PUT YOUR RAZORS DOWN AND WALK AWAY. JUST WALK AWAY.

It's only 10am but I've already got my 5 o'clock shadow on. I usually have to shave three times a day

Any other guys who ain't on the football team are welcome to not shave along with us. We'll see who has the best beard at the end of the month. If you already got facial hair, grow more facial hair.

No cheatin' with science this year. I don't care if you can brew a beard in a bottle or make some sorta beard-ray or whatever, grow your beard the regular way. I'll know if you're cheatin'.

I still haven't made up my mind yet if I'm not going to wax this month, like I did last year.

Comments

[raced_god]

I'm already on it.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Good for you. We'll see who's got the better beard at the end of the month.

How do you want me to one-up you this year?

[rivalsweetscent]

My face is ready.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Since you had that instant puberty you can probably grow a beard a lot better than you could last year.

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

An excuse to look like an overworked hobo? I'll think about it!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

You can trim your beard to make it look nice if you want to.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Hey, that hair ray cheat was a one-time thing! I just wanted to see the look on everyone's faces. I'll be good this year, I promise.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah that was cheatin' Just so you know.

Whatever is on your face at the end of the month needs to come there on its own.

[punchvolcanoes]

We have a football team?

Can I join?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

No.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

The fuck would anyone wanna brew a beard in a bottle for?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but last year somebody made a beard-growin' raygun thing.

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I already shaved today, is it okay if I start tomorrow?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, alright, but you're a day behind. You're gonna have to grow extra hard to make it up.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

Why do you do this?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

It's tradition, we do it every November.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

I'm ready for it.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Let's hope this year is better than last year.

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

Such an odd competition. But that is the nature of humankind, to compete at unimportant things.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah well that's what we're doin' so there we go.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Already on it.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Good, see you at the end of the month with the facial hair of your choice.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

I think for everyone's sae you should stick to just the beard this year. I'll be doing it too!

...I don't know what was up with that green guy. He showed up and my 4x4 caught fire.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah that guy was weird.

Do you ever shave?

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to start mine!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Ain't you a girl?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

I think I'll pass on the no shaving offer.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Alright, it's your loss.

[hunter-ghor.livejournal.com]

Is this some sort of festival?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Not really, it's just somethin' we do for November. There ain't a beard party at the end or nothin'

Though that's sorta a good idea. Maybe we can have a beard party.