#54 - Max you are gross

[tank_rockarms]

So what was up with that weird creepy guy last night? He wouldn't leave me alone. I musta punched him like ten or twenty times before he stopped showing up. I mighta... blacked out a couple of times... anyway, whatever. This totally happened even though none of it has happened yet.

This place is weird.

ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANT: IT'S NOVEMBER FIRST. FOOTBALL TEAM, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN GIVING YOU AN ORDER. YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAVING. IT'S NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER. PUT YOUR RAZORS DOWN AND WALK AWAY. JUST WALK AWAY.

It's only 10am but I've already got my 5 o'clock shadow on. I usually have to shave three times a day

Any other guys who ain't on the football team are welcome to not shave along with us. We'll see who has the best beard at the end of the month. If you already got facial hair, grow more facial hair.

No cheatin' with science this year. I don't care if you can brew a beard in a bottle or make some sorta beard-ray or whatever, grow your beard the regular way. I'll know if you're cheatin'.

I still haven't made up my mind yet if I'm not going to wax this month, like I did last year.

Comments

[raced_god]

I'm already on it.

[rivalsweetscent]

My face is ready.

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

An excuse to look like an overworked hobo? I'll think about it!

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Hey, that hair ray cheat was a one-time thing! I just wanted to see the look on everyone's faces. I'll be good this year, I promise.

[punchvolcanoes]

We have a football team?

Can I join?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

No.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

The fuck would anyone wanna brew a beard in a bottle for?

[bestsweater.livejournal.com]

I already shaved today, is it okay if I start tomorrow?

[punchvolcanoes]

You're not the team captain.

[hawkhearsyou.livejournal.com]

Why do you do this?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Tough shit. I been on the team just as long as he has, and I say hell no. Don't you got any hobbies that ain't all about this stupid one-up bullshit?

[punchvolcanoes]

One-up bullshit? I'm just joining this because Max is in it. Joining a football team is hardly trying to stand you up. I thought it was a team sport.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't even give me that. I'm fuckin' tired of you people spewin' that "oh, it ain't got nothin' to do with you guys" line every time you go and ruin somethin' for us! I'd rather gargle a goddamn Grimer than be on the same team as you!

[punchvolcanoes]

I'm not ruining anyone's happy funtimes. I want to play football. If you want to start gargling Grimers, that's your choice, I won't stop you.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

I'm ready for it.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

This is exactly what I'm talkin' about! Of course you ain't doin' no wrong. You people never do anythin' wrong, do you?

Look, it ain't workin' this time. I been ownin' this goddamn place for two years. I got friends here, and they ain't gonna be fooled by your sparkly black ass. You ain't nothin' but a poor man's Char! A third-world dollar store knockoff!

[punchvolcanoes]

Why do you have to be such an a--
Seriously you don't have to prove anything-
aethaethyrj

A so-called knockoff whose entire team went off to beat you and the Green Team into a solid pulp to become the new Champions.

I already told you I'm not here to take your friends away from you. I'd put more trust in those friends to pick me over you than you give them credit for.

Stop being a jackass you're reminding me of Vinnie. then again, that might be asking too much of you.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Just keep talkin' about the shit you already took away from us. That's totally gonna help your case, Charitard.

Seriously. Fuck off and go take up golf, or some other shit that I ain't already done better.

[punchvolcanoes]

Like you're being mature about this!

I'm going to play football. I don't care what you think.

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

Such an odd competition. But that is the nature of humankind, to compete at unimportant things.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

The hell are you talkin' about, mature? A real Charizard gives a shit when somebody's stampin' in on their shit.

You're gonna play football if you make it on the team, dumbass. Maybe Red's almighty Pokemon can do whatever the hell they want back home, but if you're so set on ruinin' things here, you gotta earn it same as everyone else.

[punchvolcanoes]

I don't care what you think.

I'll make it on the team! Just you watch. I'll train every day if I have too.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

And that's why you ain't a real Charizard.

Who are you kiddin', Charitard? You'll get bored of havin' to actually work at somethin' and quit in a week, same as your merry little band of fuckwads did when you were Champ.

[punchvolcanoes]

More like you're afraid I'll get really good at it.

You know how it is, Sparks, I work best with competition, and you happen to be a really good motivator, for better or worse. I'll work in the strongest blizzard if that's what it takes. I didn't mind doing it in the mountaintops, what's a little more snow going to do?

How did you get that 'work' word to tilt, that's pretty neat.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Already on it.