#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

[TOO LATE SAMMY]

Hmmm maybe that could be arranged...wouldn't want to let a big guy die without his last wish, huh?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Thanks, uh, lady.

Uh, what's your name, maybe I should know that if we're gonna have sex.

And if you got a purple dress maybe you could...

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

Sure why not. It's Gandrayda.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Alright, Gandrayda, thanks for this, I appreciate it. I'm Max, by the way.

Uh, since I got a roommate, I sorta, got a hotel room for the night, if that's okay with you.

If you wanna meet me at like 8pm at [INSERT HOTEL HERE], we'll do this thing.

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

Alright.

First, you tell me your hair color since we've never seen each other.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

It's blue.

I'm sorta unmistakeable. I'll be the only guy who's 6'8" with 38-inch biceps and blue hair.

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

Got it.

See you there.

[Max cannot see this - action]

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

[Gandrayda waits for Zelda to come to the room.]

Zelda! I have a date for you tonight! [I am the bestest roommate ever.] He says he prefers blonds and since he's dying, he wanted to meet him at 8pm at a hotel...

Re: [Max cannot see this - action]

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Gayndrada, I don't think this is a time to be going on dates.

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

But he wanted to see you! I'm sure you'd like him he has blue hai- [she didn't get any further because..]

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[WHAT. WHAT. OH NO.]

Meta Knight!

[META KNIGHT IS DYING AND HE WANTS TO SEE HER.]

...I need to go see him right now.

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

[WHAT IS THAT HIS NAME okay then.]

Wait I haven't-

[And she's out the door.]

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[She pops back in a second later.]

What hotel?

[shapeshiftqueen.livejournal.com]

I think it's called Nintentroid?

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

[ZELDA IS ALREADY THERE]