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tank_rockarms((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
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Date: 2010-09-12 07:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 07:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 07:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 09:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 01:19 pm (UTC)I'LL BE IN THE WEIGHT ROOM TOO.
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Date: 2010-09-12 02:59 pm (UTC)I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM EVER SINCE THEN.
IT FELT GOOD.
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Date: 2010-09-12 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 06:29 pm (UTC)[OH MY GOD NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE][private away from smelly Hawkes but hackable]
Date: 2010-09-12 06:42 pm (UTC)[Oh my god She saw that Raiden don't think she saw that, unhackable unlike you]
Date: 2010-09-12 08:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 08:27 pm (UTC)Hmmm maybe that could be arranged...wouldn't want to let a big guy die without his last wish, huh?
[FUUUU]
Date: 2010-09-12 08:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 10:30 pm (UTC)I wish I could spot you one last time... but I've got a girl needs saving.
Speaking of girls, good luck - hey! If you need any numbers, try asking Parakarry. I think he has some from our night at the bar last week.
Re: [private away from smelly Hawkes but hackable]
Date: 2010-09-12 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 11:17 pm (UTC)Uh, what's your name, maybe I should know that if we're gonna have sex.
And if you got a purple dress maybe you could...no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 11:18 pm (UTC)IT WAS GOOD TO KNOW YOU, TOO, KNUCKLES.
AND MAYBE I CAN GO FIND GANONDORF TO SPOT FOR ME OR SOMETHIN'
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Date: 2010-09-12 11:19 pm (UTC)This Doesn't Exist
Date: 2010-09-12 11:21 pm (UTC)Ok, this does exist
Date: 2010-09-12 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 11:32 pm (UTC)You're not gonna die. They'll get enough antidote for everyone!
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Date: 2010-09-12 11:34 pm (UTC)This Also Doesn't Exist
Date: 2010-09-12 11:40 pm (UTC)