tank_rockarms: (Awesome Grin)
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So, I got some gifts together for my friends and stuff. I'm not too good at gettin' gifts picked out but maybe they'll like them.

::Max has spent the day going around trying to give them to people if they were in, leaving them at dorm rooms if they weren't::

The List of Max's Gifts (note, if you have ever done anything with Max ever at all, ever, he's giving you something):

Sami: A can of "Rifle in a Can."
Andy: Wrenches.
Nell: Something Max bought last February and has utterly forgotten what it was, and he's never bothered to re-open the wrapping paper to figure out what it was.
Grit: A can of "Gun in a Can"
Colin: A hat like Grit wears, not the cowboy one, the other one.
Olaf: A can of "Beard Polish."
Lash: A 6-pack box of Max's favorite protein bars.
Blastoise: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that says "700 lbs. squat club" that he so clearly drew on himself and also tried to draw Blastoise's face on it, too.
Char: A firefighter hat (a nice one!)
Petunia: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that says "600 lbs. squat club" also handmade, also with an attempted face on it.
Captain Falcon: A can of "Beard Polish" (he bought it last November and hoped)
Mr. Luke: A box of Max's favorite protein bars.
Daisy: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that says "_____ lbs. squat club" again with a face on it. ((I don't know how much you think she'd do - 100? 150?))
Scyther: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that say "_____ lbs. squat club" on it with yet one more face drawn on it. ((Again, not sure how much))
Bulba: A set of starter dumbbells & a t-shirt that says "30 lbs. squat club" again, with a poorly drawn Bulbasaur on it. (he didn't get the protein bars unlike EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS EVER USED THE WEIGHTROOM because he's a little kid and Max thinks protein bars wouldn't be very fun for little kids)
Doo-liss: Some new party hats.
Goroh: Key ring in the shape of a TANK.
Eggman: A box of Max's favorite protein bars.
Mr. Game & Watch: A tamagotchi.
Nancy: A 42 oz. steak.
Hojita: A little plastic slowpoke figurine.
Kirby: A big bag of pink cotton candy.
Slowpoke: A kiddie pool.
Everyone on the Football Team Not Already Mentioned: A box of Max's favorite protein bars.

IN ADDITION: Everyone get's a special Holiday 6 pack of Orange Star Soda - featuring your favorite COs with Santa hats and bells and antlers and such photoshopped on to their pictures.

Date: 2008-12-23 04:54 am (UTC)
rivalrazorleaf: ([Poke] FANBOYISM)
From: [personal profile] rivalrazorleaf
*That shirt is now Bulba's favorite shirt. *A* *

Date: 2008-12-23 12:24 pm (UTC)

LOL ITS LINGERIE OK

Date: 2008-12-23 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superluckystar.livejournal.com
*Max...this is...innapropriate. She's debating whether to just pretend it never happened or to confront him about it.

Relationships being Nell's terrible weakness, she winces and goes with the former.*

Re: LOL ITS LINGERIE OK

Date: 2008-12-23 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
::Max is there when she opens it. He turns several shades of red, covers his face with his hands::

Oh God oh God oh God oh God I bought it last winter and I remembered thinkin' it would be a good present for you sometime and I forgot what it was oh God oh God oh God.

I didn't mean... now... it wouldn't... not now... oh God.

Re: LOL ITS LINGERIE OK

Date: 2008-12-23 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superluckystar.livejournal.com
Ummmm...it's okay. Haha...don't worry about it.

Date: 2008-12-23 06:25 am (UTC)
thewunderkind: (Baby how you do'in)
From: [personal profile] thewunderkind
*Well they aren't CalorieMates, but Lash expected about as much from Max.*

Um...thanks!

Date: 2008-12-23 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You're welcome, Lash!

Date: 2008-12-23 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] powerofmoney.livejournal.com
*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you are so getting shota hugs, Max.*

Date: 2008-12-23 12:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-12-23 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com
A

SLOW

POKE

TOY. OUO

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH MAX!!

Date: 2008-12-23 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
YOU'RE WELCOME! THANKS FOR TAKIN' CARE OF SLOWPOKE WHILE I WAS GONE THAT WEEK.

Date: 2008-12-23 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com
IT'S OKAY! oUo I would do it again if I had to!

Date: 2008-12-23 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarksterpilot.livejournal.com
... Protein bars?

Uh, okay! Thanks I guess!

The soda looks really good, too! >8D ... weirdly enough!

((strikes = deleted))

Date: 2008-12-23 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You're welcome! They're really good ones! They hardly taste like chalk at all!

Date: 2008-12-23 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarksterpilot.livejournal.com
Uhh, sure, I hope so!

Date: 2008-12-23 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com
*BEST. BFF. EVER. WHAT INTENSE BENEFITS Y?*

Date: 2008-12-23 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
::BUT... BUT BLASTOISE... FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS... INTENSE BENEFITS... MAX DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, JUST LIFT WEIGHTS WITH YOU::

Date: 2008-12-24 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com
:WHAT IS SEX WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BLUE BFF :| OF COURSE I MEAN LIFTING WEIGHT BENEFITS JEEZ:

Date: 2008-12-25 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
::"FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" IS A NICE WAY TO SAY "WE'RE FRIENDS WHO ALSO HAVE CASUAL SEX SOMETIMES."

D: D: D: D: D: ::

Date: 2008-12-24 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com
Oh! Protein, huh? I'll have to give these a try. Thanks, Max! Should help me out a little later on when I visit that weight room of yours.

..er.. kinda embarassing.. I don't have anything for you, man. =/ You need anything? Want anything?

Date: 2008-12-24 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I hope you enjoy 'em!

I'm an easy guy to give gifts too. If I can eat it, I'll enjoy it. But you don't have to get me anything if you don't want to. I'm not expectin' anything.

Date: 2008-12-24 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monotreme-101.livejournal.com
*Runs down to FDC on his new extreme gear and picks up a giant fruit basket full of seasonal fruits and manages to find.. and don't ask me how... a christmas card with a tank on it. Because he will be damned if he shall let a present go unanswered!*

Date: 2008-12-24 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
::fruit basket and A TANK CHRISTMAS CARD OH MY GOD THAT IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS CARD EVER *_*::

Date: 2008-12-24 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-letter-p.livejournal.com
Hey, thanks for the party hats, slick! I've been meaning to get a few more!

Date: 2008-12-24 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You're welcome, Doo-Liss! I didn't know what else to get you. . .

I sorta thought about fabric softener, but that seems kinda personal, maybe.

Date: 2008-12-24 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
*Aw, Max, Char will be the best firestarterfighter ever.*

Date: 2008-12-25 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
::And Slowpoke will be right there to help him out with that::

Date: 2008-12-25 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warpstar-rider.livejournal.com
*Kirby is super-happy with this bag!*

Thank you big blue person poyo! ♥

Date: 2008-12-25 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You're welcome little pink person.

Date: 2008-12-25 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babylonmuscle.livejournal.com
Thank you Max! Hurr I dont get many presents at krismas so this is really nice!

Date: 2008-12-25 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You're welcome! I just thought I should give everybody on the team somethin' 'cause of all of our hard work! I hope you like them, they're my favorite!
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