#16 - GRIT

[tank_rockarms]

GRIT.



GRIT.

GRIT.

WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LAZY GRIT YOU.

YOU'RE SO LAZY. YOU'RE PROBABLY SLEEPIN'.

GRIT, I'M GONNA MAKE IT SNOW.

GRIT.

GRIT.

I'VE GOT AN ICICLE.



GRIT.

Comments

[knucklejoe.livejournal.com]

WOAH!I think your scarf is out of control!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A BEARD.

[knucklejoe.livejournal.com]

It looks like something to keep your face warm, not a beard!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

BEARDS KEEP YOUR FACE WARM.

[raced_god]

...How did you manage that!?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION.

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

...that is extremely disturbing.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST BEARDS?

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

..Nah, not really. I'm just not a huge fan.
I think they take away from a guy's face more often than it adds to it.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

HI, COLIN!

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

...

Olaf, sir?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

THIS BEARD IS BLUE, NOT WHITE OR BROWN, COLIN.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

...Oh, good. You scared me, sir. The resemblance is frightening.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD, WELL GROOMED BEARD TO HIDE YOUR SHOTAS IN TO GIVE A MAN SOME BEARING.

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

Ah, er, um...

Yes, sir.

[thewunderkind]

FFFFF hahahahaha

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT A WELL-GROOMED BEARD.

[thewunderkind]

It is pretty amazing you've gotten that much hair to come out! Flak would be totally jealous, I'll tell you that!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

THAT'S BECAUSE FLAK WAS HALF THE MAN I AM.

[thewunderkind]

He probably wasn't pumped on steroids.

The only way we'd really know that was a rematch, but I doubt that will ever happen!

[bluemoon-sniper.livejournal.com]

Oh goddamn blast hell tarnation damn did he really follow us he-- waaaiiiit...

Max. What'n blue blazes are you doin' with that beard? Nearly gave me a heart attack!

Shucks!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

GRIT.

YOU'RE SO LAZY.

GRIT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

GRIIIIIIIIT.

[superluckystar.livejournal.com]

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

[bluemoon-sniper.livejournal.com]

M...max. Really now, I think yer startin' to upset Miss Nell.

And me but y'know...

Max. This's about as funny as gettin' bitten by a snake.

Max.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA.

OH GRIT.

You know I'm just pullin' your chain, right?

It's a fake beard, Grit.

Pretendin' to be Olaf's easy.

[bluemoon-sniper.livejournal.com]

Thank heaven's it's a fake
Don't scare me like that
Why did you ever want to do that

*sigh* Well shucks, o' course it's easy. All y'gotta do is yell at me for everythin' that ain't my fault grow a beard!

Hell, you were a good Olaf, Max. You should do that impression for him sometime. See what happens.

Mighty convincin'.

[superluckystar.livejournal.com]

FFFFFFFFFF

M-Max what did you do?!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I GOT A BEARD, NELL.

[superluckystar.livejournal.com]

I see that, but...it's...it looks just like...his.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

YOU DON'T SAY?