#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER
May. 24th, 2011 05:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tank_rockarmsI am usding my romates' comnpyuter
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wgho do i talk to abuit getingf a nbew coimputer
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the keybgoardf is too smallk qwerojiasdfl;kjhatea;ljkasdfoiugljk; i nede a specviual jkeybvoared
wgho do i talk to abuit getingf a nbew coimputer
i brojke myu oldf one by accidfebnt
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Okay this is true
Date: 2011-05-26 03:20 am (UTC)Nothing but the truth may pass from mine lips
Date: 2011-05-26 03:25 am (UTC)Anyway. Vinnie opens the door again and comes in, carrying a moderately large keyboard. Probably not quite as bit as Max's, but a bit more convenient to type on.]
A couple ninjas dropped this off the other day, but I wore out the Shift key too fast so everything's in caps.
Okay perfect. Vinnie, what is your deepest, darkest fear?
Date: 2011-05-26 03:26 am (UTC)8CCC what oh goddamn
Date: 2011-05-26 03:31 am (UTC)The guy enrolled me in the course during finals week, so I had to take the exam without ever being in a single class.
[He handed the keyboard over to Max.]
ANSWER ME
Date: 2011-05-26 03:34 am (UTC)Wish I coulda been in your shoes. I could use another A+.
::Max takes the keyboard and looks it over::
Yeah, it looks bigger than what I'm usin'. It might work better.
I SAID I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH, NOT THAT I'M COMPELLED TO ANSWER
Date: 2011-05-26 03:40 am (UTC)You graduating this year or what?
THIS IS AN ORDER, SOLDIER. TELL ME.
Date: 2011-05-26 03:44 am (UTC)::MAX LOOKS SUDDENLY UNCOMFORTABLE::
SHIT AND DAMN AND ALSO FUCK
Date: 2011-05-26 04:02 am (UTC)Well. S'not like school's that important. I think. I mean, Red never went t'school as a kid, and he's fine.
[NO VINNIE, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT RED]
STOP CURSING AND START TELLING.
Date: 2011-05-26 04:05 am (UTC)I went back to school here mostly for my mom. She always wanted me to finish high school before I enlisted.
I bet you a dollar Red's mom wishes he'd gone to school as a kid, too.
HIS DEEPEST FEAR ISSSS...
Date: 2011-05-26 04:11 am (UTC)She does worry 'bout him all the time though. He doesn't visit home that often.
SPIT IT OUT
Date: 2011-05-26 04:20 am (UTC)But my mom still wishes I'd finished school. So here I am.
probably becoming a ghost-type when he dies
Date: 2011-05-26 04:27 am (UTC)I guess it's just a human aspiration. But if my old man were around, he'd probably wish I stayed a wild Pokemon, so... that's a little similar.
that's lame, what's number 2
Date: 2011-05-26 04:55 am (UTC)::Gosh, Max, that's super gentle of you::
no that's cheating
Date: 2011-05-26 05:05 am (UTC)No idea. We parted ways back when I was an Ivysaur. Haven't ever seen him since, and probably never will.
This isn't really here
Date: 2011-05-26 05:10 am (UTC)SOB
Date: 2011-05-26 05:11 am (UTC)This is
Date: 2011-05-26 05:13 am (UTC)fewer sobs
Date: 2011-05-26 05:23 am (UTC)I demand more tears for my tear-powered time-machine
Date: 2011-05-26 05:28 am (UTC)but where would you travel in this device
Date: 2011-05-26 05:35 am (UTC)into the past to buy 10000 shares of citibank when it was trading for about 10 cents a share
Date: 2011-05-26 03:58 pm (UTC)aw but I wanted a pet dinosaur
Date: 2011-05-26 09:44 pm (UTC)Y'know, dumb decisions you make when you're a teenager 'bout doing the right thing.
I need student loans paid off, sorry
Date: 2011-05-26 10:06 pm (UTC)What'd you decide to do? Was that when you decided that smashin' up other people's stuff was a good idea?
but I have a front yard that needs guarding
Date: 2011-05-26 10:24 pm (UTC)Hey. I decided I needed t'fight to protect my home, just like you. I never said it was the smart choice, but it's the one I made.
too bad, it's my tear-powered time machine; now start crying
Date: 2011-05-27 03:46 am (UTC)::This is coming from Max. What. Have you done.::
but they're all MY tears powering your machine
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