#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

[tank_rockarms]

I am usding my romates' comnpyuter

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wgho do i talk to abuit getingf a nbew coimputer

i brojke myu oldf one by accidfebnt

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[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

[Cue Jeff A-WALKIN' IN THE DOOR]

...Uh.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Cue Max sitting at Jeff's desk, hunched over like some terrible giant in front of a baby's computer::

::There's a horrible jumble of computer parts against one wall::

Hey, I'm usin' your computer. Sorry I didn't ask, but I sorta broke mine.

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

I can see that.

[BUT WHAT IF MAX BREAKS HIS TOO.]

What happened?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I threw it across the room.

::HE'S AN UNHINGED MADMAN, YOU CANNOT TRUST HIM::

[raced_god]

What did you...do.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

i rthrew itr bvy acidfent acvross thje room,

[raced_god]

Why would you do that.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

fouynd ouit thatr thjere wqas a pe classd i coulkd hjave took butr didn';t

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

I think that's that one guy - Otakins? Something. He was supposed to spar with me but we never got around to it. Because he was too busy peeing himself in terror at the thought of it no doubt.

Here - I just looked it up in the staff listing for you, dude. His name is Otacon and he's in TD-12 inbetween Nabooru and Professor Powalski.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

thjanks knmuckles

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Max do you type with boxing gloves too.

...Huh?

[He can't read this.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

i bvroke mny compuiter

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

You...

[He is staring right at the screen, what is this language what is.]

Gee Max...Is your keyboard all messed up or somethin'?

[No. Shit.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

yesd anfd myu coimpyuter, too

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

What.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

broekj compiuter

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Wow. I always wondered what the written version of vomit looked like, and here we go.

Can't do you do video posts and shit? Why not just do that, Max?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

doin't knmow hjow

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ask your roomie. Or just... type with a pencil in your mouth or something.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I've got an extra keyboard. (http://fist-of-win.livejournal.com/16216.html?thread=265560#t265560) The shift key's broken, but typing in all caps suits you pretty well other than that it should work all right to type with until you get yours fixed.

I'll just bring it over, al'right?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

it aiun't goiung to herlp unmless thje keyuboatrd is exctra largfe

Goroh-sized keyboards

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Well, it's pretty big. Bigger than my normal one anyway, and probably bigger than whatever laptop you're typing from. Can't hurt, right?

[rivalsweetscent]

Why is your computer broken?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

i sort of threw it across the room by accident

[rivalsweetscent]

Max I don't think throwing computers across the room usually counts as an accident.