#62

Apr. 21st, 2011 12:51 am
tank_rockarms: (Bad Dude)
[personal profile] tank_rockarms
My name's Maximilian Justice Powers, and I'm comin' clean. Don't think anybody here even knows my full name.

My dad died when I was 12 in a border skirmish with Blue Moon. My mom washed laundry for a living to support me and her. I was a crummy kid after my dad died, and I never did what my mom told me to do. I got into the wrong sorta people at school. I'm sorry I did that now, and I don't think I ever told her after I grew up. Army straightened me out when I was 16.

When I was 15 I used anabolic steroids for about a year, maybe a year and a half. I was a big, angry kid, they made me bigger and angrier. When I got into the army I had to get clean. Been clean ever since. But I always tell people I'm all natural. I am. But I wasn't always.

Killed three men when I was 17. I learned to stop countin' after that. But I'm probably directly or indirectly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of army men. I'll tell you it was for a good cause, that it was done in the defense of the people of Macroland and Omegaland. But I ain't gonna lie and tell you I ain't killed before. 'Cause I have.

My best friend Grit and I were in love with the same woman, Nell. She's now my boss. And she's married to my best friend. When she asked me if I was okay with her marryin' my best friend I lied and told her I was. I wasn't. When Grit asked me to be his best man I said I was happy for him. I wasn't. I sat there and I cried as I hugged him and told him I was happy for him when I wasn't. I think he knew, though. We both pretended it we both didn't know, though. Sometimes its hard to go back home and see them together.

One time for a week I was Green's Blastoise and another time for a week I was Bulba. If at some time you ever thought one of them was actin' weird for a week, it was probably 'cause we'd switched bodies. I guess that happens a lot here. But I didn't tell nobody when it happened to me.

If I ever told you somethin' that wasn't true, I'm sorry. If you want to ask me somethin' about me, now's your chance.

[Private level 1 to Green]
We need to talk. You know why.
[/Private to Green]

1/I have no idea get ready

Date: 2011-04-21 05:55 am (UTC)
raced_god: (MINDSTOP)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[Maximilian Justice Powers]

Date: 2011-04-21 05:56 am (UTC)
raced_god: (SHOCK!!!)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[Maximilian Justice Powers]

Date: 2011-04-21 05:58 am (UTC)
raced_god: (It's a trap!)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[Maximilian

Justice

Powers]

Date: 2011-04-21 05:58 am (UTC)
raced_god: (WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[THAT IS THE COOLEST MIDDLE NAME IN THE ENTIRE WORLD]

Date: 2011-04-21 05:59 am (UTC)
raced_god: (What is this light PAINTED RED)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[WHY CAN'T MY MIDDLE NAME BE THAT COOL]

Date: 2011-04-21 06:00 am (UTC)
raced_god: (manri tears)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[IT ALSO STARTS WITH J WHY IS IT SO BORING WHY IS IT NOT JUSTICE]

Date: 2011-04-21 06:02 am (UTC)
raced_god: (Poutyface)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[WHY AREN'T ALL MY NAMES JUSTICE]

Date: 2011-04-21 06:05 am (UTC)
raced_god: (SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MY PARENTS FOR THIS TRAVESTY

MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS]

You are a failure.

Date: 2011-04-21 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Yeah.

The way my mom tells it it was supposed to be Justin but my mom was pretty drugged up when she had to tell the nurse how to write it down on the birth certificate and my dad said he liked it the way it was, so they kept it that way.

So my middle name's Justice.
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Yeah, mom says I weighed eleven pounds when I came out. She was probably really, really drugged up.

Date: 2011-04-21 06:39 am (UTC)
raced_god: (WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
[Falcon is pretty sure this is the most horrifying piece of information he's ever heard in his entire life.]

I hope they gave her like...a dozen medals.

Date: 2011-04-21 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I don't think they did. Just, you know. A really big baby boy.

That's better than twelve medals.

Date: 2011-04-21 06:50 am (UTC)
raced_god: (It are a fact.)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
I would have given her a medal.

[FALCON APPRECIATES MOMS.]

Date: 2011-04-21 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Well, her son gave her a house, so that's probably better than a medal from some hospital.

Date: 2011-04-21 04:08 pm (UTC)
raced_god: (Okay I'll just go over here now)
From: [personal profile] raced_god
I can see how it would be, yes.

Profile

tank_rockarms: (Default)
tank_rockarms

December 2015

S M T W T F S
  12345
678 9101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 5th, 2025 07:07 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios