ACKSHUN

[tank_rockarms]

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a valiant blue knight who rode atop a steed made out of orange iron. He was a mighty knight, and had slain many in battle.

But one day, an evil imp by the name of VINCENT. V. VINESON came out of the wooded forest glen and did several thousand dollars worth of damage to the muscular knight's equipage.

The brave knight took off after this vile svartálfar and soundly beat him to within an inch of his life, and also sprayed numerous effusions from his stomach upon the foul defiler of his sweet ride, because of the contemptible reprobate's noxious particulate matter.

Several days later, it came to the mind of the knight exactly who this wretched daemon might have been, and so, dear reader, he went to confront him.

Max knocked on Vinnie's door.

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For some reason all I can think of is "Poor Unfortunate Souls"

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

"I understand the Red thing, I've been a po..." and here he almost said that he'd been a pokemon a couple of times. He was due to switch bodies with Char at some point, to be frank. "I've been around trainers and pokemon for awhile."

"And Orange Star's been used here at the school to protect it before. If we're called up to protect the school, you'd be protectin' the forest and greenhouse and whatever. I'd stick you on reserves. Reserves pay less. You'd have an initial trainin' session sort of like a tutorial to the game and then most of every day after that'd be yours unless there's some emergency. And if emergencies gotta run through Red then they gotta run through Red. He's a good kid; he'll know to do the right thing with you."