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["Private" Level 1 to Brock]
Listen I'm really sorry about the other day and ruinin' your shirt and breakin' down your door when you didn't answer the next morning.
Uh... Last year for Valentine's I fell in love with Crazy Hand so actually bein' in love with you was way more normal for me.
Weird things happen at this school on Valentine's
Anyway uh... if you're still embarrassed about havin' a sorta unfinished chest I can help with that if you want. I just... you know. Don't wanna have sex with you anymore.
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["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]
I wanna go out with you more.
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Listen I'm really sorry about the other day and ruinin' your shirt and breakin' down your door when you didn't answer the next morning.
Uh... Last year for Valentine's I fell in love with Crazy Hand so actually bein' in love with you was way more normal for me.
Weird things happen at this school on Valentine's
Anyway uh... if you're still embarrassed about havin' a sorta unfinished chest I can help with that if you want. I just... you know. Don't wanna have sex with you anymore.
[/end "Private" message to Brock]
["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]
I wanna go out with you more.
[/end "Private" message to Sasha]
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Date: 2011-02-18 02:40 am (UTC)Years of training all leading up to this final test
Date: 2011-02-18 02:45 am (UTC)[In other words: yes]
That ain't even the point, though, Max.
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Date: 2011-02-18 03:05 am (UTC)Wow, how accomplished you are
Date: 2011-02-18 03:06 am (UTC)I didn't have sex with him. I just sorta asked him for it. It was the things that make people fall in love on Valentine's Day.
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Date: 2011-02-18 03:07 am (UTC)What can I say, I'm a goalsetter
Date: 2011-02-18 03:30 am (UTC)Sasha. What's the deal, Max?
[Only slightly more private]
Date: 2011-02-18 03:32 am (UTC)Who's Sasha when were you going to tell me about her is she hot?
Way to go, we're all routing for you
Date: 2011-02-18 04:32 am (UTC)Do I gotta fight you over her or somethin' to establish dominance?
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Date: 2011-02-18 04:34 am (UTC)Maybe.No. This is like all of those very strange stories involving Crasher Wake.]Password: 12345
Date: 2011-02-18 04:37 am (UTC)More normal last year when I fell in love with Crazy Hand. Brock is at least a person.
I fell in love with a giant hand.
And Sasha's one of Red's pokemon and I wasn't gonna tell you about her unless somethin' actually happens.
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Date: 2011-02-18 04:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-18 04:40 am (UTC)I couldn't have done it without your support
Date: 2011-02-18 04:45 am (UTC)Just... why? You can do better than that, Max.
You have inspired us all with your effort
Date: 2011-02-18 05:08 am (UTC)And she's the first girl at school who has been.
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Date: 2011-02-18 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-18 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-18 05:27 am (UTC)This is foolproof logic.
Date: 2011-02-18 05:51 am (UTC)Re: Password: 12345
Date: 2011-02-18 05:53 am (UTC)You fell in love with a giant hand.
So she's... which one is she? The dragon, right?
Re: Password: 12345
Date: 2011-02-18 06:09 am (UTC)Charizard. She's a charizard.
You're lucky you're dealing with a fool then
Date: 2011-02-18 06:10 am (UTC)So I'll see you on the nights you don't teach.
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Date: 2011-02-18 06:35 am (UTC)I only do what anyone would have done
Date: 2011-02-18 06:44 am (UTC)Look, I'm just sayin'. Not even Aerial Ace would hit that.
Re: Password: 12345
Date: 2011-02-18 07:50 am (UTC)Since when were you two dating?
Re: Password: 12345
Date: 2011-02-18 01:11 pm (UTC)