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["Private" Level 1 to Brock]

Listen I'm really sorry about the other day and ruinin' your shirt and breakin' down your door when you didn't answer the next morning.

Uh... Last year for Valentine's I fell in love with Crazy Hand so actually bein' in love with you was way more normal for me.

Weird things happen at this school on Valentine's

Anyway uh... if you're still embarrassed about havin' a sorta unfinished chest I can help with that if you want. I just... you know. Don't wanna have sex with you anymore.

[/end "Private" message to Brock]



["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]

I wanna go out with you more.

[/end "Private" message to Sasha]
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Date: 2011-02-18 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
::is it because you think it's totally hot::
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
...There's gotta be one or two people too dumb to figure it out.

[In other words: yes]

That ain't even the point, though, Max.

Date: 2011-02-18 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
So, anyway, you still want to work out?

Wow, how accomplished you are

Date: 2011-02-18 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
What, the sex with Brock thing?

I didn't have sex with him. I just sorta asked him for it. It was the things that make people fall in love on Valentine's Day.

Date: 2011-02-18 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com
I mean, we could. I usually train my team in the morning.

What can I say, I'm a goalsetter

Date: 2011-02-18 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
Yeah, okay, that part was weird as hell, but that ain't the point either.

Sasha. What's the deal, Max?

[Only slightly more private]

Date: 2011-02-18 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
Way more normal than what?!

Who's Sasha when were you going to tell me about her is she hot?
Edited Date: 2011-02-18 03:32 am (UTC)

Way to go, we're all routing for you

Date: 2011-02-18 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
What oh...

Do I gotta fight you over her or somethin' to establish dominance?

Date: 2011-02-18 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] natureprincess
[No. Maybe. No. This is like all of those very strange stories involving Crasher Wake.]

Password: 12345

Date: 2011-02-18 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
... so this was a lot less private than I thought, huh.

More normal last year when I fell in love with Crazy Hand. Brock is at least a person.

I fell in love with a giant hand.

And Sasha's one of Red's pokemon and I wasn't gonna tell you about her unless somethin' actually happens.

Date: 2011-02-18 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Okay then you're free afternoons. We'll get you to bein' able to carry Onix into battle on your shoulders, easy.

Date: 2011-02-18 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com
I work for Ganondorf and have office hours in the afternoons.

I couldn't have done it without your support

Date: 2011-02-18 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
No! God, no! We are not in competition in the slightest. This is me not even comin' close to makin' any claims on that.

Just... why? You can do better than that, Max.

You have inspired us all with your effort

Date: 2011-02-18 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
She's interested in me, I think.

And she's the first girl at school who has been.

Date: 2011-02-18 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Then you have your evenings free.

Date: 2011-02-18 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com
I teach at night.

Date: 2011-02-18 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You teach once a week.

Re: Password: 12345

Date: 2011-02-18 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
Just a little...

You fell in love with a giant hand.

So she's... which one is she? The dragon, right?

Re: Password: 12345

Date: 2011-02-18 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I chased after Crazy Hand wearin' nothin' but my underwear while Crazy Hand chased after Sable and I think Bob chased after me. I'm actually sorta surprised more people didn't notice that.

Charizard. She's a charizard.

You're lucky you're dealing with a fool then

Date: 2011-02-18 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Which means you've got six nights a week free.

So I'll see you on the nights you don't teach.

Date: 2011-02-18 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bestsweater.livejournal.com
Maybe two or three nights a week?

I only do what anyone would have done

Date: 2011-02-18 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
Interested in you and 46 other guys.

Look, I'm just sayin'. Not even Aerial Ace would hit that.

Re: Password: 12345

Date: 2011-02-18 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
Maybe we blocked it out of our memory because it was so horrifying.

Since when were you two dating?

Re: Password: 12345

Date: 2011-02-18 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I don't know if we're dating, dating, but we've gone out on a couple of dates in the past month.
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