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["Private" Level 1 to Green]
The other day Slowpoke's eyes glowed all rainbow colors and he made another pokemon guy glow purple and, like, pass out. What the heck did he do?
[/end Private to Green]


["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]
You want to do somethin' on Thursday like uh... do somethin' you want to do. With me? A movie or whatever. Or you can help me work out or, I don't know.
[/ end Private to Sasha]


::And then Max went to Char's room and knocked on the door.::

[Second "Private" Level 1 Message to Green]
I promised Bulba I wouldn't knock Char's block off. But Char got me angry and tried to set me on fire. So I punched him a few times. And he bit and burned my arm. Figured you'd want to know.
[/end Private to Green]

Re: \o/ Master of being not Max

Date: 2011-02-05 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
No really, what. Are you like the cavity police or somethin'? If she wants somethin' I'm gonna buy it for her.

Re: \o/ Master of being not Max

Date: 2011-02-05 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
Sugar makes her feel gross and hurts her teeth. Soft drinks too. So don't buy a huge soda and expect her to drink it with you so you can both reach for it at the same time and then your hands touch and then you're gonna smile at her and she'll giggle but THAT PLAN WON'T WORK SO JUST DON'T DO IT.
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Why the heck would I do that?

Anyway, everybody knows the thing you share at a movie so your hands touch is the popcorn.

ARE THOSE BISHONEN SPARKLES, MAX? J'ACCUSE.

Date: 2011-02-05 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
...[Fuck, he's right.]

Well you're gonna get her a SEPARATE BAG OF POPCORN because you eat like a Snorlax anyway and there won't be any left...

Maybe a little.

Date: 2011-02-05 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
You get free refills on popcorn. I'll just toss one back durin' the previews and get a refill then to share.
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
...Great. Just great.

I'm going to vomit on everything in your room be watching everything you do from the row behind you go bang my head on a wall before I say something that

I said

I wouldn't

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