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The other day Slowpoke's eyes glowed all rainbow colors and he made another pokemon guy glow purple and, like, pass out. What the heck did he do?
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["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]
You want to do somethin' on Thursday like uh... do somethin' you want to do. With me? A movie or whatever. Or you can help me work out or, I don't know.
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::And then Max went to Char's room and knocked on the door.::
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I promised Bulba I wouldn't knock Char's block off. But Char got me angry and tried to set me on fire. So I punched him a few times. And he bit and burned my arm. Figured you'd want to know.
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The other day Slowpoke's eyes glowed all rainbow colors and he made another pokemon guy glow purple and, like, pass out. What the heck did he do?
[/end Private to Green]
["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]
You want to do somethin' on Thursday like uh... do somethin' you want to do. With me? A movie or whatever. Or you can help me work out or, I don't know.
[/ end Private to Sasha]
::And then Max went to Char's room and knocked on the door.::
[Second "Private" Level 1 Message to Green]
I promised Bulba I wouldn't knock Char's block off. But Char got me angry and tried to set me on fire. So I punched him a few times. And he bit and burned my arm. Figured you'd want to know.
[/end Private to Green]
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Date: 2011-02-05 03:01 am (UTC)I haven't seen many racecars before mind you, but I'm sure they are awesome too!
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Date: 2011-02-05 03:49 am (UTC)No. I don't. I don't know what it's like to be with him on the road, fightin' other trainers to be the number one guy's team. I don't know what it's like to be a real pokemon, not really. You're the one who knows that better that anybody else at this school.
He looks up to you. And when he needed you, you left him. And if me tellin' you that that pisses you off, it's 'cause you know you hurt somebody who loves you in a way that you don't know if you can take back or not.
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Date: 2011-02-05 04:01 am (UTC)I rode in Captain Falcon's a couple times.
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Date: 2011-02-05 04:19 am (UTC)[She has no idea what you are talking about.]
apparently a hacking master
Date: 2011-02-05 04:35 am (UTC)Good job, Vinnie, you managed to click on an LJ-cut
Date: 2011-02-05 04:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 04:38 am (UTC)\o/ MASTER
Date: 2011-02-05 04:40 am (UTC). . .
Nnn...
...o.
[This is very hard for him.]
WHAT.
Date: 2011-02-05 04:41 am (UTC)Yeah Master at being better than Max at Computers. Which is to say "you are not Max."
Date: 2011-02-05 04:53 am (UTC)\o/ Master of being not Max
Date: 2011-02-05 05:00 am (UTC)YOU'D BETTER NOT BUY ANY CANDY AT THE CONCESSION STAND FOR HER.
Re: \o/ Master of being not Max
Date: 2011-02-05 05:24 am (UTC)Re: \o/ Master of being not Max
Date: 2011-02-05 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 05:34 am (UTC)He don't look up to me. You really think anyone would look up this? I ain't pissed because of whatever you're pullin' out of your ass. I'm pissed because I got some chucklefuck buttin' in on my shit and wavin' around the moral superiority flag!
Back off, Max. This is between me and Bulba. I don't give two crispy triple-baked shits if you wanna go pattin' yourself on the back for bein' such an open-minded, acceptin' saint compared to ol' douchebag Char, but save the preachin' for somebody who's gonna listen.
Re: \o/ Master of being not Max
Date: 2011-02-05 05:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 06:03 am (UTC)The only reason I ain't already slugged you one already, just so you know, is 'cause Bulba made me promise not to.
And if he DON'T look up to you then WHY THE HELL IS HE SO SAD OVER A GODDAMNED DOUCHEBAG LIKE YOU?
::Okay so now this is Max's 'gonna hit you in like 30 seconds' voice::
Re: \o/ Master of being not Max
Date: 2011-02-05 06:06 am (UTC)For once in my life I need a "Max is sly" icon and of course -why would I have one of those- I don't
Date: 2011-02-05 06:12 am (UTC)Anyway, everybody knows the thing you share at a movie so your hands touch is the popcorn.
ARE THOSE BISHONEN SPARKLES, MAX? J'ACCUSE.
Date: 2011-02-05 06:15 am (UTC)Well you're gonna get her a SEPARATE BAG OF POPCORN because you eat like a Snorlax anyway and there won't be any left...
Maybe a little.
Date: 2011-02-05 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-05 06:29 am (UTC)You've got weightliftin' tomorrow afternoon. And you've got a hell of a lot to make up.
If you don't show up, I'm draggin' you down there myself. Even if you don't want me to be a part of your goddamned team, you're still a part of mine.
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Date: 2011-02-05 06:33 am (UTC)[Oh, look at that pretty glow in the back of his throat when he talks. I hope you brought Fire Warden Slowpoke, because things may well be on fire in the near future.]
You're only allowed to bishonen sparkle with Captain Falcon
Date: 2011-02-05 06:52 am (UTC)I'm going to
vomit on everything in your roombe watching everything you do from the row behind yougo bang my head on a wall before I say something thatI said
I wouldn't
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Date: 2011-02-05 06:53 am (UTC)::MAX.::
::MAX GRABBED CHAR BY THE LONG, THIN, GIRLISH NECK WITH HIS LEFT HAND.::
::MAX THEN GAVE HIM A RIGHTEOUS HAYMAKER TO THE FACE WITH HIS RIGHT.::