Alright! I'm back from my three weeks of trainin' in Orange Star. My troops ain't flabby anymore - all biceps and abs now. They were sorta layin' around too much without me there - we'll lose our combat edge if they do that.
Just before I left Lash gave me a great idea, so I started takin' photos of it while I was in Orange Star - I decided to put together a 'Men of the Orange Star Army' calendar. We could probably make a lotta money sellin' it, especially 'cause we mostly used my troops. No offense, Jake, but your guys are sorta less beefy, and Andy's are all gearheads. Sami's are pretty good, though.
Anyway the calendar. We got all of the guy COs in one shot together, bein' manly, for December. Even Hachi was in it.
I'm September, too. Hachi did most of the photos, he had me hold a tank shell all awkward for some reason, I don't know.
So what happened while I was gone?
Just before I left Lash gave me a great idea, so I started takin' photos of it while I was in Orange Star - I decided to put together a 'Men of the Orange Star Army' calendar. We could probably make a lotta money sellin' it, especially 'cause we mostly used my troops. No offense, Jake, but your guys are sorta less beefy, and Andy's are all gearheads. Sami's are pretty good, though.
Anyway the calendar. We got all of the guy COs in one shot together, bein' manly, for December. Even Hachi was in it.
I'm September, too. Hachi did most of the photos, he had me hold a tank shell all awkward for some reason, I don't know.
So what happened while I was gone?