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::The next time Zelda goes to her apartment (she was sadly out when Max came by lugging this casually over his shoulder) she finds something sitting outside of her door::






::Attached is a note that says:

Sorry I blew up your other one for no real reason, and since you saw me naked and all when you were expectin' Metaknight I figured I should replace your minifridge and then I got you this one 'cause all of the other ones looked too small to be worth havin' anyway sorry about all that and thanks for your help

-Max::

Bulba, what've I told you about bein' naked in public? It's alright when you're a pokemon but it ain't alright when you're a human. I found a picture of you and a picture of Raiden and Hawke and a picture of a couple other guys. Is this some sorta nude art thing you're doin?

Knock it off.

And Raiden, you should know better. I'm disappointed in you, you're an adult. And the other guys who were there (don't remember who) there's little kids that go to this school, that just ain't right.

Knock it off.

Hawke, I don't even know what to say, this ain't like you at all. You're the last person I expected to see naked. I don't even know what to say other than I don't like it.

And they're terrible pictures, anyway.

[Private Level 1 to Raiden]
What's up with all those tattoos? I didn't know you had them.
[/Private???]

Date: 2010-10-01 03:38 am (UTC)
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN)
From: [personal profile] rivalsweetscent
I didn't do it!

Date: 2010-10-01 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Well why are there pictures of you naked?

Date: 2010-10-01 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Well why don't you know, you're the one with his naked ass all over the place.

Date: 2010-10-01 03:54 am (UTC)
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN)
From: [personal profile] rivalsweetscent
I wasn't telling anybody to take pictures of me! I don't even know who took them. Or when. Or why.

Or... Anything.

Date: 2010-10-01 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
So somebody just snuck into your room and took pictures of you naked?

Date: 2010-10-01 04:11 am (UTC)
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN)
From: [personal profile] rivalsweetscent
...Yes? I don't know why they would want to, but yes.

Date: 2010-10-01 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I'll knock his head off.

Date: 2010-10-01 04:21 am (UTC)
rivalsweetscent: ([Poke] Smirky smirky smirk)
From: [personal profile] rivalsweetscent
You might have to beat Coach to that.

Date: 2010-10-01 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com
Image From my understanding, all of those were candid. Don't give poor Raiden such a tough time.

Sob sob

Date: 2010-10-01 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com
Image He didn't even know they were being taken. None of them did. That's the entire point. Raiden's shots are clearly in his bedroom and bathroom, and I assume everyone else was caught similarly in their dorms.

Re: Sob sob

Date: 2010-10-01 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Wait, so it ain't some sorta dumb art-thing with the terrible angles and the whatever the hell shots and whatever?

Re: Sob sob

Date: 2010-10-01 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com
Alas, no. I'm not sure most of the models would have even agreed to a thing like that.

Re: Sob sob

Date: 2010-10-01 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Yeah, alright.

I'll knock off the head of whoever did it. That ain't right to do to a guy.

Date: 2010-10-01 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
[You're the best babe]

Date: 2010-10-01 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] black-hawke.livejournal.com
You can thank the voyeur with the camera and the copy machine.
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
I don't wanna thank the guy who took the pictures, I wanna tell him to knock it off.
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, you figure out who he is, I wanna punch him.

You know how fun that is

Date: 2010-10-01 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
I didn't go around and ask whoever the hell it was to take pictures. It's some sick creep.

They are terrible pictures.

[PRIVATE]
I've had them for a long time, for as long as I can remember. Why?

Date: 2010-10-01 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Oh. Yeah alright. You find out who it is and I'll knock his head off for you.

[Private level 1???]
Well they look weird. Like you fell into grocery store scanner or somethin' You don't remember gettin' them?

Date: 2010-10-01 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
Right.

[PRIVATES?!]
Weird!? Yeah I guess they kind of look like--WAIT NO The hell if I know. I can't remember.

Re: [Private?????]

Date: 2010-10-01 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
No.

...

Maybe?

No, I don't think so.

Re: [Private?????]

Date: 2010-10-01 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com
Well that's weird. I think I'd remember gettin' a lot of barcode tattoos on my ass.

No offense.

Re: [Private?????]

Date: 2010-10-01 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitedeviljack.livejournal.com
I'm sure it'll come to me later.

A LETTER

Date: 2010-10-01 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rulebywisdom.livejournal.com
Dear Max,

Please don't apologize. It was a misunderstanding on all counts, and I believe that day is best left forgotten. I'm glad you're well and appreciate your gesture. Thank you for the refrigerator.

Sincerely,
Zelda

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