tank_rockarms (
tank_rockarms) wrote2010-09-12 01:41 am
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((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
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Are you busy or somethin'? It sounds like you're at someplace loud.
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[There is the sound of Falcon perhaps getting up and trying to go somewhere else while that very inquisitive voice continues inquiring.]
No, not...terribly busy. Let me just look through some numbers...
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...
So who is that in the background? She sounds bossy.
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That is...that would be my mother.
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Shit. Damn.Uh. Please tell her hello for me.
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[Falcon's voice becomes a little muffled because he is turning away from the phone.]
Max says hello.
[And he's back!]
Do you have something to write with?
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::THE HOTEL NOTEPAD AND PEN ARE ON A DESK, IT IS A MIRACLE::
Yes. Yes I do.
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Anything else I can do for you?
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::there is an awkward pause::
Thank you. It was an honor to serve with you, sir.