#52

[tank_rockarms]

((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))

[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:

CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]

1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???

2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.

3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.

Comments

[thewunderkind]

WHAT.

[thewunderkind]

MAX I AM TRYING TO WORK ON A CURE DON'T PRETEND YOU ALREADY WENT TO PUNCH HAWKE IN THE FACE IT'S NOT FUNNY RIGHT NOW.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T JOKIN' ABOUT NOTHIN'.

[thewunderkind]

....WHAT'S THE POINT OF PUNCHING HAWKE IN THE FACE YOU DUMB UGLY OLD BRUTE

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

FOR THAT TIME HE ATTACKED GREEN EARTH AND THAT TIME HE TRICKED ANDY.

I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM EVER SINCE THEN.

IT FELT GOOD.

[private away from smelly Hawkes but hackable]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

You punched him in the face and I missed it?

[Oh my god She saw that Raiden don't think she saw that, unhackable unlike you]

[thewunderkind]

RAIDEN IF THIS IS MY LAST DAY SO HELP ME I AM COMING OVER AND FINDING YOU AND I'M PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE.

[FUUUU]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

It's not...! I didn't mean anything by it!

Re: [FUUUU]

[thewunderkind]

LIKE HELL YOU DIDN'T, BETTER START RUNNING BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FIND YOU RIGHT NOW...YOU...YOU DESERTER!

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

LASH! CALM DOWN. I STILL LIKE HAWKE EVEN IF HE'S A STICK IN THE MUD HE AT LEAST KNOWS HOW TO KEEP YOU CALM AND UNDER CONTROL AND I'M SHUTTING UP NOW.

Re: [private away from smelly Hawkes but hackable]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was pretty amazing.