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tank_rockarms((Max decided that he would be noble and let other people get the antidote and he would die doing the things he loved.))
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
[PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
THINGS I HAVE TO DO:
CALL MOM - DID IT, WORST HOUR OF MY LIFE
BENCH PRESS 1,500 POUNDS - I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME FOR THIS, SOMEBODY BEEFY
PUNCH HAWKE
BLOW SOMETHING UP - I NEED SOMETHING TO BLOW UP (I HAVE A TANK)
HAVE SEX
[END PRIVATE LEVEL 0]
1. I NEED SOMEBODY TO SPOT ME - KNUCKLES, WERESONIC, GANONDORF???
2. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU NEED BLOWN UP TELL ME, I WILL DO IT.
3. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I NEED A GIRL TO HAVE SEX WITH. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME? GIRLS, NOT GUYS.
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Re: Ok, this does exist
Date: 2010-09-12 11:41 pm (UTC)It was nice knowin' you, Parakarry.
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Date: 2010-09-12 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 11:42 pm (UTC)It ain't right for me to live while my friends die.
Re: Ok, this does exist
Date: 2010-09-12 11:52 pm (UTC)Re: [FUUUU]
Date: 2010-09-13 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-13 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-13 12:17 am (UTC)Uh, since I got a roommate, I sorta, got a hotel room for the night, if that's okay with you.
If you wanna meet me at like 8pm at [INSERT HOTEL HERE], we'll do this thing.
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Date: 2010-09-13 01:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-13 01:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-13 01:42 am (UTC)First, you tell me your hair color since we've never seen each other.
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Date: 2010-09-13 04:46 am (UTC)I'm sorta unmistakeable. I'll be the only guy who's 6'8" with 38-inch biceps and blue hair.
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Date: 2010-09-13 05:07 am (UTC)See you there.
[Max cannot see this - action]
Date: 2010-09-13 05:10 am (UTC)Zelda! I have a date for you tonight! [I am the bestest roommate ever.] He says he prefers blonds and since he's dying, he wanted to meet him at 8pm at a hotel...
Re: [Max cannot see this - action]
Date: 2010-09-13 05:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-13 05:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-13 05:24 am (UTC)Meta Knight!
[META KNIGHT IS DYING AND HE WANTS TO SEE HER.]
...I need to go see him right now.
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Date: 2010-09-13 05:39 am (UTC)Wait I haven't-
[And she's out the door.]
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Date: 2010-09-13 05:44 am (UTC)What hotel?
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Date: 2010-09-13 05:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-13 06:20 am (UTC)MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL
Date: 2010-09-13 06:23 am (UTC)She bursts in the door of the specified room!]
Re: MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL
Date: 2010-09-13 05:15 pm (UTC)::Oh hey it's the minifridge girl, she decided to help out with more after all, that's real nice of her.::
Hey, thanks for helpin' me again, you wanna strip down and get started?
::It's okay to stare, Zelda. It's your first time, and Max is an impressive specimen of manhood.::
Re: MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL
Date: 2010-09-13 06:09 pm (UTC)This is not her beautiful house.
This is not her beautiful Meta Knight.]
Re: MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL
Date: 2010-09-14 12:23 am (UTC)WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCREAMIN'?
::perhaps Max is now yelling over her screaming::
Re: MEANWHILE, AT A HOTEL
Date: 2010-09-14 12:48 am (UTC)