#51

[tank_rockarms]

I spent almost an entire week beatin' up pokemon birds and mice and bugs and snakes and ground chucks.

Entire week.

Never learned a new move, not even one. Bubble, tackle, withdraw, flash canon (I had to look that stuff up to figure out what it was all called). That was it. The entire time.

A week of beatin' guys up and didn't learn jack. I counted, I beat up 52 birds, 31 mice, 65 bugs, 12 snakes, 42 ground chucks and 17 other things.

Is that normal?

[[P.S. - Since I never had a specific thread for him, and other people have done the same, if you'd like to have a backdate encounter with rock-em-sock-em Maxtoise, by all means, go ahead]]

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PLOT TWIIIIST

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[A Blastoise. Bench pressing boulders.

Well, it certainly wasn't Green's Blastoise, and Char doesn't exactly know a whole lot of Blastoises, so he's gonna go see what the deal is with this guy. Just give him a minute to stomp up the hill and growl some poglespeak at said Blastoise. Might as well see if it's a real pogle or a mock-pogle.]

Re: PLOT TWIIIIST

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::What was that GWAAAAAAAAAAAAA sound that Max heard? It sounded sort of irate. He paused in the middle of a set.::

"Somebody there?"

Only it sounded like "BLAST BLASTOISE-TOISE."

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Oh, great. Another one talking in retard-speak. Must be a human gone wrong, then. Char lumbers over and plonks himself down by Maxtoise, staring at the boulder with mild disinterest. Then he gives the Blastoise's shell a little kick. He has no idea what this thing's trying to accomplish, but this is his turf and he does hate Blastoises. It can haul boulders elsewhere.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Maxtoise wonders who tapped his shell and looks over to see... a charizard.

Oh, it's Char.

The Blastoise... grins::

"Hey Char, what're you doin' out here?"

But to Char's ears: "BLAAAAAAAAAST BLASTOISE BLASTOISE."

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[It's smiling at him, but it happens to be a proven fact that Char has a deep-rooted need to punch every Blastoise ever right in its stupid smug face. Thus, what he perceived was not a friendly greeting, but a stupid smug smirk all over that stupid smug Blastoise's stupid smug face.

So he decided that if this Blastoise was going to be a jerk -- as Blastoises are wont to do -- he would simply have to react in kind. Thus, here is one (1) Brick Break smashing Max's nice boulder.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

"Hey, why'd you do that?" Maxtoise asked. (BLAAAAAAAAST)

He stood up, but now instead of smiling he looked like a kicked puppy.

If kicked puppies were giant blue turtles.