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tank_rockarmsHey, it's almost time for football season to start up. Captain Falcon, sir, when does practice start? Shouldn't we have been practicin' since like August 1st? Or like July? Sir? If we wanna win again, we need to be in top shape.
And speakin' of football, we're gonna need some more people on the line. We lost Big and we lost 'Cane and we probably lost some others, too. I'm lookin' for big, beefy types. Muscular or chubby. Don't worry if you're fat, I'll turn you into a god of muscle and sinew, promise. You may still have a tummy, though. But you'll have really great arms and pecs and quads, promise. Blastoise, you need to tell everybody how good I work with you on your pecs and your arms.
Knuckles mentioned somebody named Bowser Junior who might be good for the team? Said you were a tank on legs? That's right up my alley. Whoever you are, if you want to play football I'll teach you whatever you need to know.
And we lost the quarterback from last year, he's teachin' sex ed now. I don't think he can play anymore. So we need a quarterback, too. So if you can throw you need to come to practice, too.
Also we can use skinny types to run the ball and stuff. Or girls. We take girls, too, not just guys. I don't think we got any beefy girls, really. But you can run the ball and stuff.
And speakin' of football, we're gonna need some more people on the line. We lost Big and we lost 'Cane and we probably lost some others, too. I'm lookin' for big, beefy types. Muscular or chubby. Don't worry if you're fat, I'll turn you into a god of muscle and sinew, promise. You may still have a tummy, though. But you'll have really great arms and pecs and quads, promise. Blastoise, you need to tell everybody how good I work with you on your pecs and your arms.
Knuckles mentioned somebody named Bowser Junior who might be good for the team? Said you were a tank on legs? That's right up my alley. Whoever you are, if you want to play football I'll teach you whatever you need to know.
And we lost the quarterback from last year, he's teachin' sex ed now. I don't think he can play anymore. So we need a quarterback, too. So if you can throw you need to come to practice, too.
Also we can use skinny types to run the ball and stuff. Or girls. We take girls, too, not just guys. I don't think we got any beefy girls, really. But you can run the ball and stuff.
Re: Prrrriiivate
Date: 2009-08-29 01:00 am (UTC)Re: Prrrriiivate
Date: 2009-08-29 01:03 am (UTC)::But then you hear it. It is the sound of heavy boots coming down the hallway. And they are coming fast.::
::is the door unlocked? It had better be because if it isn't it's coming open anyway::
::you have about two seconds::
Re: Prrrriiivate
Date: 2009-08-29 01:13 am (UTC)BUT IS HE FAST ENOUGH TO STOP MAX.]
Re: Prrrriiivate
Date: 2009-08-29 01:38 am (UTC)::You probably shouldn't have gone up to the door::
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Date: 2009-08-29 01:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-29 02:12 am (UTC)::you are being hugged by more muscles than you had imagined existed in the world::
::and yet here they are, together, present in one person::
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyoutyankyouyouwon'tregretitsirthankyou
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Date: 2009-08-29 02:18 am (UTC)Max
Max
I can't breathe.
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Date: 2009-08-29 02:24 am (UTC)::Max's hug changes from 100% to just 10%, breathing reinstated, body functions return to normal::
Sorry 'bout that, sir.
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Date: 2009-08-29 02:32 am (UTC)It's...it's okay, Max. It's really...okay.
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Date: 2009-08-29 02:52 am (UTC)Sir, I'll be the best team captain you've ever had, sir, thank you so much sir, I'm honored, sir, this is great news, sir, do I get a special uniform, sir?
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Date: 2009-08-29 02:59 am (UTC)Uh...You can pick your number?
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Date: 2009-08-29 03:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-29 03:47 am (UTC)I don't know, we don't have a special uniform for the captain, so I thought I'd give you another privilege. Ganondorf was 69.
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Date: 2009-08-29 04:01 am (UTC)I don't think I'm gonna be number 69, though. Doesn't seem appropriate.
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Date: 2009-08-29 04:16 am (UTC)Yeah. It's not. Pick a better number.
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Date: 2009-08-29 04:21 am (UTC)I'm... Sir... I'm your man, sir.
::HUG, IT IS OF THE ORIGINAL BONE CRUSHIN' VARIETY AGAIN::
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Date: 2009-08-29 04:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-29 04:32 am (UTC)I'm buyin' you a soda, sir. I'm buyin' everybody a soda.
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Date: 2009-08-29 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-29 04:39 am (UTC)Orange Star Soda. The cans with me on 'em.
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Date: 2009-08-29 05:20 am (UTC)