#02

[tank_rockarms]

OKAY SO I found the cafeteria and the lunch lady was THE NICEST ROBOT BEAR I have ever met (I think she was a robot bear??). I told her that I was lookin' forward to her good food and I was a hungry guy who needed his energy and I asked her what was really good and she said "OH MAX, IF ONLY EVERY STUDENT WAS AS NICE AS YOU HAVE MORE MASHED POTATOES AND MORE CHICKEN NUGGETS THAN ANYONE ELSE" at least I think that's what she said because I couldn't understand her too well but SHE GAVE ME SO MUCH FOOD and I think she's the best.

THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND AND SCREAMING but I couldn't figure out why. I get that sometimes - so I thought maybe it was me or somethin' but I don't think it was me this time. Somethin' about a kid comin' to school and scarin' people - ANDY! ANDY, ARE YOU HERE ARE YOU SCARIN' PEOPLE, ANDY? ANDY'S AN OKAY GUY, DON'T BE AFRAID OF HIM HE'S GOOD WITH A WRENCH.

OH YEAH GREAT NEWS I have a room now! I got a room number on a piece of paper and IT SAID MY ROOMMATE WAS GRIT. GRIT, WE'RE ROOMMATES NOW! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

GRIT YOU NEED HELP MOVIN' IN? I'm good at heavy liftin'!! I'm gonna need some room for my dumbells on the floor, is that okay? You can use 'em if you want to!

Comments

[swordsdancerox.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

The lunch lady...is a male bear.
Named Nancy.

I'm surprised he didn't maul you.

I'll bet he's in love with you now.

[nancy-fuk.livejournal.com]

MAX IS NANCY'S BFF SINCE HE UNDERSTANDS POKEMON SPEECH AND IS NICE TO HIM, EXCEPT THAT PART ABOUT BEING CALLED A GIRL, BUT HE GOT USED TO IT.

((also Nancy does not really write this is just confirming what Scyther just said))

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

WELL NOW THAT I KNOW THAT NANCY'S A GUY I won't call him a lunch lady anymore. I'll call him lunch... man? Lunch... bear? Lunch dude? Lunch guy? LUNCH GUY.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

OH I DIDN'T KNOW 'cause I thought the name Nancy was, like, for girls... I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

I'M SURE NANCY'S A REAL NICE BEAR and he likes workin' with kids and makin' food and likes to see hungry people get fed!

[bluemoon-sniper.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. S'alright, Max. I don't have too much to move in. Except for all twelve of my rifles.

Nobody gets to touch those, though.

An' I don't think it's Andy, so don't worry 'bout it. This is gonna be one helluva school year.

_{[[Strikeouts deleted because Grit never fully speaks his mind hurrrrr.]]}

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW. PEOPLE GET SCARED about all kinds of things. It could've been Andy. He's got them wrenches and that jumpsuit - that might scare some people. You never know what might scare people.

Remember that little toddler who was afraid of your goatee, Grit? You aren't scary, Grit, but the baby was afraid of your beard. Maybe people around here have got a wrench phobia.

[bluemoon-sniper.livejournal.com]

Yes. I remember.
Do I ever.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

((It becomes clear that Max is like a giant walking non-sequitur. I'm so sorry.))

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Nancy is AWESOME! Always gives me extra fruit cups... I used to have to ask but now he just gives 'em to me right off the bat.

Hi, by the way - My name is Knuckles. =) I hope you're enjoying your time here so far!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

HI, I'M MAX. I'm still confused by a lot of things, but people are nice! So that makes me happy.

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Good to know ya, Max!! I was pretty confused by a lot of stuff here too when I first arrived - you get used to it pretty fast. =)

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

I would hope Nancy ain't a robot because I FUCKIN' HATE ROBOTS.

... but I like Nancy! He's a good bear! Don't let the name deceive ya', he ain't a girl. Or both.

[thewunderkind]

A bear man-girl?

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Nope, but whoever must'a named him must've thought so!

But it's obvious Nancy ain't a girl/man-girl! Girls have boobs and Nancy doesn't, so! But Nancy havin' boobs would be... um okay ugh agh ew

((NO GOOSE FEMALE URSARINGS DON'T HAVE BOOBS))

[thewunderkind]

Maaaaaybe they gave him a name in the hopes he'd turn out dangerous (YAY!). You know, like, totally how really really big guys are called Tiny. Or Flak.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

...

I hope not because Matt almost died from Nancy and ... maybe. Or they gave 'im the name in hopes of him bein' more manly? I dunno how that'd make sense, but hey, the Tiny and Flak thing makes no sense to me either!

((first strikeout's deleted))

[thewunderkind]

That would make sense also!

Flak was pretty awesome. He kinda went missing when Von Bolt showed up. I think him and Adder just bailed out when it was a good time, lucky bastards.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

WELL HE HAD A RED EYE OR SOMETHIN' and I remember seein' a movie like that once about a robot guy.

BUT YEAH he's really nice!

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... red eyes DO kinda signal robots... hmm. Now I'm not sure anymore! I've gotta ask someone 'bout this sometime~ Maybe Matt Mr. Surge.

Meca Hawk... had red eyes... blood fuckin' red... and I'll NEVER forget 'em. Ugh.

((strikes = deleted))

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

LT. SURGE SEEMS LIKE good people. He can probably set you straight.

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

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[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

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[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, please tell me you want to join the football team.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU INVITIN' ME TO JOIN A FOOTBALL TEAM? Also, you okay? 'Cause you were lookin' kinda funny there for a minute.

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

Ganondorf Dragmire. I'm the football captain this year.

HOW GOOD ARE YOU STANDING THERE AND RUNNING INTO OTHER PEOPLE TO KNOCK THEM OUT?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

MY NAME'S MAX. I CAN PROBABLY DO THAT PRETTY GOOD, I'M A PRETTY BIG GUY.

BUT, ARE YOU SURE IT'D BE FAIR for me to be on the football team? 'Cause, like, I bench like 600 and squat like 700... I think.

[sexy-harem.livejournal.com]

Dude, the SONIC STREET FIGHTERS have some guy named Honda who is probably a sumo wrestler back at home.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

OH, SO I'D BE AGAINST A SUMO WRESTLER? That seems more fair.

IF YOU THINK I'D BE GOOD FOR THE TEAM I GUESS I can join if you want me to. :D