Private level 0.5

[tank_rockarms]

"Private" ((not private at all)) to Lighter & Flint:

Hey uh... Mr. Lighter, Mr. Flint... I mighta broke a couple of doors in the boy's dorm. Or three. BE-6, BE-8, BE-10.

I sorta knocked them outta their frames, kinda tore the hinges outta the frame, kinda splintered the frame up, and I'm pretty sure I broke the doors into a lot of pieces. So you're gonna need new everything, probably.

You might be able to reuse the doorknobs though.

So, uh... I'm real sorry and they need fixed and, uh... I'll buy you guys a steak or somethin' when you're done, 'cause this was all my fault.

Comments

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

...What did you even do!?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I was walkin' by and I thought I heard a girl screamin' like somebody was murderin' her or tryin' to take advantage of her or somethin' so I broke the door down and there wasn't anybody in there but a guy named Jeff Angel and then Knuckles showed up and he said maybe it came from another room and Andy's room was next door so I broke down Andy's door to see if somebody was getting' murdered in there but nobody was in there and then I went to the other side of that kid's room and that was Jake's room and I broke the door down there and Jake was alone and he said maybe I made a mistake and I guess the really girly scream I heard was from that Jeff Angel guy for some reason.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

GOOD GOD MAN YOU'RE CRAZY Jeff Angel's that one pansy boy, huh? Wouldn't be surprised.

Guess I can't blame you for trying to make sure no girls were in danger. Try to just open the door or maybe even only knock it off its hinges next time though.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Sorry I kinda... well it's hard for me to hold back sometimes. I go at things full force or not at all.

My muscles sorta took over for my noggin'.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

How did you not destroy the entire building with that much damage I don't even-

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Uh. We'll get right on it.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sir. I'll buy both of you steaks or somethin' after you finish it all, sir, to make up for it.

[2x4-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Hey now, don't worry about it, son. It's our jobs, after all.

Just be a little more careful next time, will ya?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I'll try, sir.