#29

[tank_rockarms]

I got back in late last night. Didn't think anybody'd be up but I met that ghost guy, Doo-Liss, and he challenged me to an arm wrestlin' contest. I took him up on that, even though I was tired and I had pine needles in my hair and probably down my shorts, too. I'm always up for a challenge, right? ((OUTCOME OF SAID MATCH UP TBD))

Thought I'd only be gone for like a week, but it turned into two and a half. Sorry if anybody was worried or anything.

Sorry I woke you up last night when I bumped into the desk a couple times, Grit. But it was good to see you, too. Sorry I made a mess of stuff, and that I smelled like pine needles and sweat and mud and I didn't tell you when I'd be back for sure.

I spent the last two weeks out in the woods, roughin' it. You know, swimmin' in streams and catchin' fish with your bare hands for breakfast and sleepin' on rocks with a lean-to made outta pine branches and seein' how many heavy boulders I can lift and run up hills with and stuff. Got some good work done on my lats that way. The calves, too.

Hey, Bulba, Blastoise, if you guys have got Slowpoke I can probably take him back now.

I'm still feelin' out of it. But I can't solve my problems with runnin' away, that ain't me.

So, anything happen while I was gone or did you guys just sit around and do nothin' while I was out? Andy, Jake, you guys up to anything while I was gone?

Comments

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I knew there was a dance. I'm not any good at that stuff, so even if I was here I probably wouldn't have gone. I look silly dancin'

[thewunderkind]

Which is exactly why you should have gone, tee hee hee.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Lash, you'd have to paint a suit on me, 'cause I'd bust the seams in five minutes if you had me dancin' in a suit. I'd look silly.

[thewunderkind]

Maybe we could get something tailor-made in Velcro and spandex...

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Spandex? Listen, I admit I'm a guy who likes to show off my upper body but I'd rather leave some imagination to the lower half. There isn't any reason to let everybody in on what the reserve forces look like, alright?

[raced_god]

What's wrong with form-fitting clothing?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

It, uh, ain't my thing, sir.

I got thighs like tree trunks. I don't think anybody really needs to be treated to that. Or anything else down there.

[thewunderkind]

You can always use a crotch-guard!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

A what.

[raced_god]

Pfffffffffff

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to know, sir.