#19 - Holiday Present Gift Giving

[tank_rockarms]

So, I got some gifts together for my friends and stuff. I'm not too good at gettin' gifts picked out but maybe they'll like them.

::Max has spent the day going around trying to give them to people if they were in, leaving them at dorm rooms if they weren't::

The List of Max's Gifts (note, if you have ever done anything with Max ever at all, ever, he's giving you something):

Sami: A can of "Rifle in a Can."
Andy: Wrenches.
Nell: Something Max bought last February and has utterly forgotten what it was, and he's never bothered to re-open the wrapping paper to figure out what it was.
Grit: A can of "Gun in a Can"
Colin: A hat like Grit wears, not the cowboy one, the other one.
Olaf: A can of "Beard Polish."
Lash: A 6-pack box of Max's favorite protein bars.
Blastoise: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that says "700 lbs. squat club" that he so clearly drew on himself and also tried to draw Blastoise's face on it, too.
Char: A firefighter hat (a nice one!)
Petunia: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that says "600 lbs. squat club" also handmade, also with an attempted face on it.
Captain Falcon: A can of "Beard Polish" (he bought it last November and hoped)
Mr. Luke: A box of Max's favorite protein bars.
Daisy: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that says "_____ lbs. squat club" again with a face on it. ((I don't know how much you think she'd do - 100? 150?))
Scyther: A box of Max's favorite protein bars & a t-shirt that say "_____ lbs. squat club" on it with yet one more face drawn on it. ((Again, not sure how much))
Bulba: A set of starter dumbbells & a t-shirt that says "30 lbs. squat club" again, with a poorly drawn Bulbasaur on it. (he didn't get the protein bars unlike EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS EVER USED THE WEIGHTROOM because he's a little kid and Max thinks protein bars wouldn't be very fun for little kids)
Doo-liss: Some new party hats.
Goroh: Key ring in the shape of a TANK.
Eggman: A box of Max's favorite protein bars.
Mr. Game & Watch: A tamagotchi.
Nancy: A 42 oz. steak.
Hojita: A little plastic slowpoke figurine.
Kirby: A big bag of pink cotton candy.
Slowpoke: A kiddie pool.
Everyone on the Football Team Not Already Mentioned: A box of Max's favorite protein bars.

IN ADDITION: Everyone get's a special Holiday 6 pack of Orange Star Soda - featuring your favorite COs with Santa hats and bells and antlers and such photoshopped on to their pictures.

Comments

[rivalrazorleaf]

*That shirt is now Bulba's favorite shirt. *A* *

LOL ITS LINGERIE OK

[superluckystar.livejournal.com]

*Max...this is...innapropriate. She's debating whether to just pretend it never happened or to confront him about it.

Relationships being Nell's terrible weakness, she winces and goes with the former.*

[thewunderkind]

*Well they aren't CalorieMates, but Lash expected about as much from Max.*

Um...thanks!

[powerofmoney.livejournal.com]

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you are so getting shota hugs, Max.*

[bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com]

A

SLOW

POKE

TOY. OUO

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH MAX!!

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

... Protein bars?

Uh, okay! Thanks I guess!

The soda looks really good, too! >8D ... weirdly enough!

((strikes = deleted))

[hardcoresurfer.livejournal.com]

*BEST. BFF. EVER. WHAT INTENSE BENEFITS Y?*

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Oh! Protein, huh? I'll have to give these a try. Thanks, Max! Should help me out a little later on when I visit that weight room of yours.

..er.. kinda embarassing.. I don't have anything for you, man. =/ You need anything? Want anything?

[the-letter-p.livejournal.com]

Hey, thanks for the party hats, slick! I've been meaning to get a few more!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

*Aw, Max, Char will be the best firestarterfighter ever.*

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

*Kirby is super-happy with this bag!*

Thank you big blue person poyo! ♥

[babylonmuscle.livejournal.com]

Thank you Max! Hurr I dont get many presents at krismas so this is really nice!