tank_rockarms | #63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

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Well, it's pretty big. Bigger than my normal one anyway, and probably bigger than whatever laptop you're typing from. Can't hurt, right?

okay if you think its big enough bring it over and i can switch it out with my roommates computer

You should be able t'just plug in the keyboard to his computer. I'll come over.

[Doot doot doot here he comes

in without knocking]

::Oh look there is Max hunched over a little toddler computer meant to be used by fingers still small enough to get stuck in pen caps::

You should knock and announce yourself when you enter a room where your CO is, soldier. Do it again, and do it right this time.

[WH-- OH FINE. With a reluctant groan, Vinnie shuts the door.

Knock knock]

It's. Me.

Come in.

[CAN YOU HEAR HIM ROLL HIS EYES?

Anyway. Vinnie opens the door again and comes in, carrying a moderately large keyboard. Probably not quite as bit as Max's, but a bit more convenient to type on.]

A couple ninjas dropped this off the other day, but I wore out the Shift key too fast so everything's in caps.

A couple of what dropped it off? And how did you wear out the shift key?

Uh, talking to the new driving teacher. The not-a-Samurai Goro? He's got ninjas.

The guy enrolled me in the course during finals week, so I had to take the exam without ever being in a single class.

[He handed the keyboard over to Max.]

Oh, Goroh, yeah. I got an A+ in his driver's ed class last year.

Wish I coulda been in your shoes. I could use another A+.

::Max takes the keyboard and looks it over::

Yeah, it looks bigger than what I'm usin'. It might work better.

Well, I didn't get a grade back yet. I'm sure I aced Botany though, so I've always got that.

You graduating this year or what?

Uh. Maybe. If my grades were good enough to do it.

::MAX LOOKS SUDDENLY UNCOMFORTABLE::

...Oh.

Well. S'not like school's that important. I think. I mean, Red never went t'school as a kid, and he's fine.

[NO VINNIE, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT RED]

Yeah well I never finished high school the first time. I dropped out to enlist.

I went back to school here mostly for my mom. She always wanted me to finish high school before I enlisted.

I bet you a dollar Red's mom wishes he'd gone to school as a kid, too.

You think so? Training Pokemon can get you pretty prestigious places in the League back home. Red was fillin' the PokeDex too, so it was kinda like being the prof's assistant.

She does worry 'bout him all the time though. He doesn't visit home that often.

Yeah well, I'm a CO in the army of my country. I've got one person in the entire nation above me in the army. Top of everything, basically.

But my mom still wishes I'd finished school. So here I am.

Huh. [Max had a good point.]

I guess it's just a human aspiration. But if my old man were around, he'd probably wish I stayed a wild Pokemon, so... that's a little similar.

A little bit, yeah. Your dad dead, too?

::Gosh, Max, that's super gentle of you::

[Vinnie shrugged, glancing away.]

No idea. We parted ways back when I was an Ivysaur. Haven't ever seen him since, and probably never will.

I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE HIM IN A COMPUTER SOMEWHERE, DON'T WORRY.

Oh. I guess bein' a pokemon's different than bein' a human. My dad died when I was 12. Thought maybe yours had done somethin' like that, too.

It is pretty different from growin' up as a human, but not really like that. Ditching their kids is more of a Charizard thing, apparently. Bulbs and Ivys stay with their Venusaur for a long time. Family's the most important thing in the world to a Saur.

So, did you leave your dad when you joined up with Red, then?

#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

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Goroh-sized keyboards

this is an icon of Max using a laptop

your trials are great, oh Max

ALMOST AS GREAT AS HIS BICEPS ARE

Nothing nears in greatness to his biceps

Okay this is true

Nothing but the truth may pass from mine lips

Okay perfect. Vinnie, what is your deepest, darkest fear?

8CCC what oh goddamn

ANSWER ME

I SAID I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH, NOT THAT I'M COMPELLED TO ANSWER

THIS IS AN ORDER, SOLDIER. TELL ME.

SHIT AND DAMN AND ALSO FUCK

STOP CURSING AND START TELLING.

HIS DEEPEST FEAR ISSSS...

SPIT IT OUT

probably becoming a ghost-type when he dies

that's lame, what's number 2

no that's cheating

This isn't really here

SOB

This is

fewer sobs

I demand more tears for my tear-powered time-machine

but where would you travel in this device

into the past to buy 10000 shares of citibank when it was trading for about 10 cents a share

aw but I wanted a pet dinosaur

I need student loans paid off, sorry

but I have a front yard that needs guarding

too bad, it's my tear-powered time machine; now start crying

but they're all MY tears powering your machine

Yeah well, tough cookies; get to crying