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tank_rockarms) wrote2011-05-24 05:50 pm
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#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER
I am usding my romates' comnpyuter
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wgho do i talk to abuit getingf a nbew coimputer
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the keybgoardf is too smallk qwerojiasdfl;kjhatea;ljkasdfoiugljk; i nede a specviual jkeybvoared
wgho do i talk to abuit getingf a nbew coimputer
i brojke myu oldf one by accidfebnt
STOP CURSING AND START TELLING.
I went back to school here mostly for my mom. She always wanted me to finish high school before I enlisted.
I bet you a dollar Red's mom wishes he'd gone to school as a kid, too.
HIS DEEPEST FEAR ISSSS...
She does worry 'bout him all the time though. He doesn't visit home that often.
SPIT IT OUT
But my mom still wishes I'd finished school. So here I am.
probably becoming a ghost-type when he dies
I guess it's just a human aspiration. But if my old man were around, he'd probably wish I stayed a wild Pokemon, so... that's a little similar.
that's lame, what's number 2
::Gosh, Max, that's super gentle of you::
no that's cheating
No idea. We parted ways back when I was an Ivysaur. Haven't ever seen him since, and probably never will.
This isn't really here
SOB
This is
fewer sobs
I demand more tears for my tear-powered time-machine
but where would you travel in this device
into the past to buy 10000 shares of citibank when it was trading for about 10 cents a share
aw but I wanted a pet dinosaur
Y'know, dumb decisions you make when you're a teenager 'bout doing the right thing.
I need student loans paid off, sorry
What'd you decide to do? Was that when you decided that smashin' up other people's stuff was a good idea?
but I have a front yard that needs guarding
Hey. I decided I needed t'fight to protect my home, just like you. I never said it was the smart choice, but it's the one I made.
too bad, it's my tear-powered time machine; now start crying
::This is coming from Max. What. Have you done.::
but they're all MY tears powering your machine
Besides, I just came here t'drop off a keyboard. I dunno how my dad came up, I haven't talked 'bout him for a while...
Yeah well, tough cookies; get to crying
I should probably go with my mom to visit his grave on Veteran's Day. Ain't done that in awhile.