#63 - SORRY JEFF, STEALIN' YOUR COMPUTER

[tank_rockarms]

I am usding my romates' comnpyuter

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wgho do i talk to abuit getingf a nbew coimputer

i brojke myu oldf one by accidfebnt

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[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

[Cue Jeff A-WALKIN' IN THE DOOR]

...Uh.

[raced_god]

What did you...do.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::Cue Max sitting at Jeff's desk, hunched over like some terrible giant in front of a baby's computer::

::There's a horrible jumble of computer parts against one wall::

Hey, I'm usin' your computer. Sorry I didn't ask, but I sorta broke mine.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

i rthrew itr bvy acidfent acvross thje room,

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

I think that's that one guy - Otakins? Something. He was supposed to spar with me but we never got around to it. Because he was too busy peeing himself in terror at the thought of it no doubt.

Here - I just looked it up in the staff listing for you, dude. His name is Otacon and he's in TD-12 inbetween Nabooru and Professor Powalski.

[raced_god]

Why would you do that.

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

I can see that.

[BUT WHAT IF MAX BREAKS HIS TOO.]

What happened?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I threw it across the room.

::HE'S AN UNHINGED MADMAN, YOU CANNOT TRUST HIM::

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

fouynd ouit thatr thjere wqas a pe classd i coulkd hjave took butr didn';t

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

thjanks knmuckles

[raced_god]

Oh. That sucks.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

Max do you type with boxing gloves too.

...Huh?

[He can't read this.]

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, that usually will break them. [Man he already has to deal with FALCON DETENTION so his patience is wearing thin in general.]

Uh... S-sorry. I guess I'm being a little rude. I could probably fix it, or at least use some of the parts to make a new one... [He kneels by the carnage to determine what's salvageable.] At least it didn't go all the way through the wall...

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

What.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

If you think you can fix it, you can try, but it sorta looks... busted to me.

::typetypetypetypetype::

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Wow. I always wondered what the written version of vomit looked like, and here we go.

Can't do you do video posts and shit? Why not just do that, Max?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

i bvroke mny compuiter

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

broekj compiuter

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

doin't knmow hjow

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Ask your roomie. Or just... type with a pencil in your mouth or something.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

You...

[He is staring right at the screen, what is this language what is.]

Gee Max...Is your keyboard all messed up or somethin'?

[No. Shit.]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

I've got an extra keyboard. (http://fist-of-win.livejournal.com/16216.html?thread=265560#t265560) The shift key's broken, but typing in all caps suits you pretty well other than that it should work all right to type with until you get yours fixed.

I'll just bring it over, al'right?

[frecklexplosion.livejournal.com]

I've handled worse before! Don't worry, I'm good at this kind of stuff, but it'll probably take a few days. [By which he means nights.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

it aiun't goiung to herlp unmless thje keyuboatrd is exctra largfe

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

okay i got a pencil now but i'm holding it in my hand not my mouth. i guess i can type this way a little bit but it is slow.