#60 - More "Private" Messages - THESE TWO ARE TOTALLY NOT RELATED AT ALL

[tank_rockarms]

["Private" Level 1 to Brock]

Listen I'm really sorry about the other day and ruinin' your shirt and breakin' down your door when you didn't answer the next morning.

Uh... Last year for Valentine's I fell in love with Crazy Hand so actually bein' in love with you was way more normal for me.

Weird things happen at this school on Valentine's

Anyway uh... if you're still embarrassed about havin' a sorta unfinished chest I can help with that if you want. I just... you know. Don't wanna have sex with you anymore.

[/end "Private" message to Brock]



["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]

I wanna go out with you more.

[/end "Private" message to Sasha]

Comments

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[Oh hello. A message she can totally see. It doesn't have any names on it, just a general 'you' which she assumes means herself. Except none of this makes any sense to her at all.]

What?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Who are you.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

I am Blacky. Tell me this is not the sort of relationship we have. Lie to me if you must.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Wait aren't you dead.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Then how the heck are you usin' the computer you had a funeral.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

I was given a computer by the head master.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

But how are you usin' a computer you're dead.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Are there not other ghosts in this school who also use a computer? I was just exchanging messages with one earlier.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

But they were already dead you were alive.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

[How is she even supposed to respond to any of this.]

What is the purpose of your original message?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Well for starters there's two of them and you ain't supposed to be able to read them.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Oh. I can read them.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Oh well... uh...

They ain't for you so you don't gotta worry about them.

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

Perhaps speaking directly to the recipients would result in less confusion next time.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Nobody's been confused before. Maybe it's you and your ghost computer.