tank_rockarms | #59 - Some "Private" Messages and maybe some action

#59 - Some "Private" Messages and maybe some action

["Private" Level 1 to Green]
The other day Slowpoke's eyes glowed all rainbow colors and he made another pokemon guy glow purple and, like, pass out. What the heck did he do?
[/end Private to Green]

["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]
You want to do somethin' on Thursday like uh... do somethin' you want to do. With me? A movie or whatever. Or you can help me work out or, I don't know.
[/ end Private to Sasha]

::And then Max went to Char's room and knocked on the door.::

[Second "Private" Level 1 Message to Green]
I promised Bulba I wouldn't knock Char's block off. But Char got me angry and tried to set me on fire. So I punched him a few times. And he bit and burned my arm. Figured you'd want to know.
[/end Private to Green]

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... why not?

You can't figure it out? I'M SERIOUS, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

No really, what. Are you like the cavity police or somethin'? If she wants somethin' I'm gonna buy it for her.

Sugar makes her feel gross and hurts her teeth. Soft drinks too. So don't buy a huge soda and expect her to drink it with you so you can both reach for it at the same time and then your hands touch and then you're gonna smile at her and she'll giggle but THAT PLAN WON'T WORK SO JUST DON'T DO IT.

Why the heck would I do that?

Anyway, everybody knows the thing you share at a movie so your hands touch is the popcorn.

...[Fuck, he's right.]

Well you're gonna get her a SEPARATE BAG OF POPCORN because you eat like a Snorlax anyway and there won't be any left...

You get free refills on popcorn. I'll just toss one back durin' the previews and get a refill then to share.

...Great. Just great.

I'm going to ~~vomit on everything in your room~~ ~~be watching everything you do from the row behind you~~ go bang my head on a wall before I say something that

I said

I wouldn't

Alright. You go do that.

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#59 - Some "Private" Messages and maybe some action

Re: \o/ Master of being not Max

Re: \o/ Master of being not Max

Re: \o/ Master of being not Max

Re: \o/ Master of being not Max

For once in my life I need a "Max is sly" icon and of course -why would I have one of those- I don't

ARE THOSE BISHONEN SPARKLES, MAX? J'ACCUSE.

Maybe a little.

You're only allowed to bishonen sparkle with Captain Falcon

GO BOTHER THE ORIGINAL BLASTOISE PLAYER TO REGISTER COMPLAINTS