tank_rockarms | #59 - Some "Private" Messages and maybe some action

#59 - Some "Private" Messages and maybe some action

["Private" Level 1 to Green]
The other day Slowpoke's eyes glowed all rainbow colors and he made another pokemon guy glow purple and, like, pass out. What the heck did he do?
[/end Private to Green]

["Private" Level 1 to Sasha]
You want to do somethin' on Thursday like uh... do somethin' you want to do. With me? A movie or whatever. Or you can help me work out or, I don't know.
[/ end Private to Sasha]

::And then Max went to Char's room and knocked on the door.::

[Second "Private" Level 1 Message to Green]
I promised Bulba I wouldn't knock Char's block off. But Char got me angry and tried to set me on fire. So I punched him a few times. And he bit and burned my arm. Figured you'd want to know.
[/end Private to Green]

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I can't wait to see all of the explosions!

I haven't seen many racecars before mind you, but I'm sure they are awesome too!

::Max sticks his large, steel-toed boot into the door to keep it from shutting. I dare you to try shutting this door. It can't be done.::

No. I don't. I don't know what it's like to be with him on the road, fightin' other trainers to be the number one guy's team. I don't know what it's like to be a real pokemon, not really. You're the one who knows that better that anybody else at this school.

He looks up to you. And when he needed you, you left him. And if me tellin' you that that pisses you off, it's 'cause you know you hurt somebody who loves you in a way that you don't know if you can take back or not.

These ones sorta fly in the air a little bit.

I rode in Captain Falcon's a couple times.

Oh okay!

[She has no idea what you are talking about.]

I KNEW IT. YOU WERE ASKING HER ON A DATE

Yeah, what about it. You got a problem?

...

. . .

Nnn...

...o.

[This is very hard for him.]

That's what I thought.

Ha ha, rub it in.

YOU'D BETTER NOT BUY ANY CANDY AT THE CONCESSION STAND FOR HER.

... why not?

You can't figure it out? I'M SERIOUS, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

[Well so much for operation: slam the door. Okay, fine, he'll keep it open and settle for a very, very humorless laugh instead.]

He don't look up to me. You really think anyone would look up this? I ain't pissed because of whatever you're pullin' out of your ass. I'm pissed because I got some chucklefuck buttin' in on my shit and wavin' around the moral superiority flag!

Back off, Max. This is between me and Bulba. I don't give two crispy triple-baked shits if you wanna go pattin' yourself on the back for bein' such an open-minded, acceptin' saint compared to ol' douchebag Char, but save the preachin' for somebody who's gonna listen.

No really, what. Are you like the cavity police or somethin'? If she wants somethin' I'm gonna buy it for her.

You think I WANT to stand here and flap my gums at you?

The only reason I ain't already slugged you one already, just so you know, is 'cause Bulba made me promise not to.

And if he DON'T look up to you then WHY THE HELL IS HE SO SAD OVER A GODDAMNED DOUCHEBAG LIKE YOU?

::Okay so now this is Max's 'gonna hit you in like 30 seconds' voice::

Sugar makes her feel gross and hurts her teeth. Soft drinks too. So don't buy a huge soda and expect her to drink it with you so you can both reach for it at the same time and then your hands touch and then you're gonna smile at her and she'll giggle but THAT PLAN WON'T WORK SO JUST DON'T DO IT.

Why the heck would I do that?

Anyway, everybody knows the thing you share at a movie so your hands touch is the popcorn.

...[Fuck, he's right.]

Well you're gonna get her a SEPARATE BAG OF POPCORN because you eat like a Snorlax anyway and there won't be any left...

You get free refills on popcorn. I'll just toss one back durin' the previews and get a refill then to share.

[BRING IT ON, MAX. BRING IT ON. Char is very tired of having to justify his beliefs and/or his relationship with his brother to people that are not his brother. So he's just gonna. Transform. And roar right back at Max. That's about as blunt a "dear Max: FUCK OFF" he can give without resorting to biting.]

::Max steps up closer to Char. And he LEANS DOWN. And he PEERS DOWN AT HIM. And he STARES HIM IN THE EYES. And he SPEAKS THROUGH GRITTED TEETH::

You've got weightliftin' tomorrow afternoon. And you've got a hell of a lot to make up.

If you don't show up, I'm draggin' you down there myself. Even if you don't want me to be a part of your goddamned team, you're still a part of mine.

Get outta my face before I melt yours off.

[Oh, look at that pretty glow in the back of his throat when he talks. I hope you brought Fire Warden Slowpoke, because things may well be on fire in the near future.]

...Great. Just great.

I'm going to ~~vomit on everything in your room~~ ~~be watching everything you do from the row behind you~~ go bang my head on a wall before I say something that

I said

I wouldn't

::MAX.::

::MAX.::

::MAX GRABBED CHAR BY THE LONG, THIN, GIRLISH NECK WITH HIS LEFT HAND.::

::MAX THEN GAVE HIM A RIGHTEOUS HAYMAKER TO THE FACE WITH HIS RIGHT.::

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#59 - Some "Private" Messages and maybe some action

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apparently a hacking master

Good job, Vinnie, you managed to click on an LJ-cut

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\o/ MASTER

WHAT.

Yeah Master at being better than Max at Computers. Which is to say "you are not Max."

\o/ Master of being not Max

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For once in my life I need a "Max is sly" icon and of course -why would I have one of those- I don't

ARE THOSE BISHONEN SPARKLES, MAX? J'ACCUSE.

Maybe a little.

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You're only allowed to bishonen sparkle with Captain Falcon

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