tank_rockarms: Pixle drew this (Door Guard)
tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote2011-01-18 04:41 pm

#58

[Private Level 1 to Char]
Char, where the heck have you been, you missed a football practice and you were scheduled to weightlift this afternoon and you didn't show up. I went by your room but you weren't there.

You were on the schedule.

-Max
[/end "private" message to Char]


[Private Level 1 to Bulba]
Bulba, where the heck have you been, you missed a football practice and you were scheduled to weightlift yesterday and this afternoon and you didn't show up. I went by your room but you weren't there.

You were on the schedule.

-Max
[/end "private" message to Bulba]

[MEANWHILE, THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY...]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Char suddenly realized there weren't enough biceps.]

[MEANWHILE, RIGHT HERE]

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
::There can never be enough biceps::
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Pretty down)

[In which this message is more Private than before!]

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-18 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I wasn't... [Max isn't going to accept not feeling it for an answer uhhh.]

... I'll be back after tomorrow, I promise. I just don't think I'm up for it right now.

[Except then he went and basically said it anyway oops.]
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Nerves and such...)

It's pretty cool.

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly.

I was just trying to give Char some room is all.

So cool, bro

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
1. Char didn't show up to practice or weightliftin' today, either.

2. Why are you avoidin' Char?
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Wary concernicus)

Can't touch dis.

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah I know he didn't.

Um. I kind of broke the news to him. About the gay thing.

Da-nanana. Da-na. Da-na.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
::Gay thing what is... oh wait that okay.::

Alright. How'd it go?
rivalsweetscent: ([Poke] Moody and Tired)

If only I had some sweet pants.

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
As well as it could have, I guess.

And a tight yellow jacket

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so he's okay with it?
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] ...Staaaaare)

And weren't a tiny white girl with no rhythm.

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
He kicked me out and took off at some point. Your guess is as good as mine.

Re: And weren't a tiny white girl with no rhythm.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
HE WHAT
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Aaawkward laughter ha.. haha..)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
... I think I just heard you all the way over here.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Genuine Distress)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
MAX CALM DOWN.

I just... screwed up, ok?
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] AUUGH NO WHY)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know! I just waited too long or... I could have said it differently or... I'm just screwed up, I don't know.

Please stop yelling.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
HOW COULD YOU HAVE SAID IT DIFFERENTLY OR SCREWED UP HOW.

WHY DID HE KICK YOU OUT.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] AUUGH NO WHY)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
PLEASE STOP YELLING.

I don't know!
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Fffuuuuu-)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[gdfhdf MAX. BULBA IS JUST GOING TO GO TO YOUR ROOM.]

[THERE IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR PLEASE ANSWER IT.]

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
::THE DOOR IS RIPPED OFF OF THE HINGES::

::BEHOLD MAX, EVERY MUSCLE IN HIS BODY STRAINED (OH GOD HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE THAT HE'S DOING THAT) AND HIS TEETH ARE CLENCHED AND HE'S BREATHING HEAVILY THROUGH THEM::
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] AUUGH NO WHY)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[HOLY CRAP.]

....

[NO REALLY HOLY CRAP WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO WITH THIS.]

Max. Max calm down. Max I'm reallly not ready for the whole dorm to hear this conversation please calm down.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
::MAX GRABS YOU.

MAX HUGS YOU.

ALL OF YOUR RIBS BREAK.::
rivalsweetscent: ([Poke] Vinenapped / Whoa dude omg)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ALL OF HIS RIBS BREAK. AND POSSIBLY ALSO PART OF HIS SPINE.

OKAY. WELL.

Bulba hugs back.]

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S OKAY I STILL LOVE YOU.

::STILL. HUGGING.::
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] So you say)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ALL OF THE HUGGING.]

... Thanks, Max.

Don't slug him, ok?

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
::STILL HUGGING::

WHY NOT.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'LL ANSWER THAT IN A SECOND JUST]

Stop yelling! Please?

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
::Oh look it is a regular type voice and also he is not hugging you as tight anymore so he can actually look down at your beautiful, beautiful bulbaface::

Why not.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Kinda forlorn)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-19 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh thank goodness. His ribs thank the heavens. He sighs.]

He's allowed to think whatever he wants.

Hahaha Max actually he sort of did

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
But you're, like, his brother. His teammate. It ain't like you switched sides or nothin'. It ain't right.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Crushed beneath the heel)

We just won't mention that part

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-20 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well he does a lot of stuff I don't like so...

[The frowniest of faces.]

... As long as he comes back, I'll be fine with however he feels about it. It's ok.

Bulba, maybe you don't understand how Max works

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't right and it ain't okay.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Bit unsure about that)

This is... probably true

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-20 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think slugging him on my behalf is really going to make it much better, Max.

SUDDENLY! THE REASON APPEARS.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well how the hell else am I supposed to fix this?
rivalsweetscent: ([Poke] Moody and Tired)

A THREAD THAT IS NEW

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-20 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Awww, Max.]

... I really appreciate the thought, but it's not something you should have to worry about.

NOT. GETTING IT.

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well what the heck do you want me to do about it then.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Wary concernicus)

OH MAX

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-20 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to do anything.

[Awkward turtle would work better if he was actually a turtle.]

Just... stick around I guess. Don't slug Char. It's my dumb problem, I'll figure something out.

Re: OH MAX

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. But you ain't stayin' holed up in your room. You're comin' to practice. You ain't gonna do any good doin' nothing.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Nerves and such...)

Re: OH MAX

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-20 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
.... [Translating sentence.]

.... Yeah, alright. I'll be there.

Re: OH MAX

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
::Max. Finally. Lets. Go. Of. You.::

OH MY GOD I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING.
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] ...Staaaaare)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-20 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh gosh more yelling. But Bulba looks around. BULBA IS THE ONLY THING THERE.]

....

[STARE.]

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
PUNCHING BAGS.

::Whoops, grabbing you by the wrist::
rivalsweetscent: ([Poke] Flail Flail Flail)

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2011-01-20 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[DOKI DOKI]

WH- [Whoops, getting grabbed by the wrists.]

O-OKAY.

OFF INTO THE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
LET'S GO NOW.

::AND THEN HE DRAGGED YOU TO THE WEIGHTROOM AND HE MADE YOU WATCH HIM PUNCH A PUNCHING BAG AND THEN HE PROBABLY MADE YOU DO YOUR ROUTINE THAT YOU SKIPPED OUT ON::